Electrophile
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Everything posted by Electrophile
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Now THIS is the attitude to take! I like your moxie.
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Who cares? I sure as hell don't and neither should you.
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Alright people, laugh this off. We've suffered worse defeats than this and lived to tell about it, so this won't be any different. I don't need this place getting all angsty and emo on me.
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This game was funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaa............................................................ ... *stares*
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All we ask is for one goal. Okay, three but that's pushing it. One will at least stave off 25% of the embarrassment coming.
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Shhh. You know better than to inject logic into this.
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No really, I think those ******* pucks are magnetized. There's no good reason for that many shots to be hitting the goalposts/crossbar.
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Sad panda is sad.
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Wait, are the pucks magnetized? Someone get on that.
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For God's sake, someone remove the goal posts so we can score.
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Please score here, Hank. PLEASE. If anyone can, you can.
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Hank, you're aggravating me.
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Yikes, Ozzie. Watch out for those.
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Okay Hank, score a shortie here.
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Please Hank, do it for me. If you care about me at all, you'll do it.
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Buh-bye.
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Yes, our captain should absolutely retire. In fact he should do it now. Someone go grab his equipment and throw it in the river.
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I'm just going to pretend you're not even serious and move on.
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Whoa, booing. Nice. Hank better get that hat trick now, it'll be the game winning goal.
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Spell mural right if you want people to take your lame attempts at humor seriously.
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Correction, my misguided and warped young friend. Everyone here knows that Ozzie hasn't been playing at the level he was last season. However some of us don't think it's the end of the world while the rest want him strung up by his heels in Hart Plaza like a modern-day Mussolini. So keep braying away. Maybe someone someday will take you for serious!
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I'm betting we can buy out his contract. I'll contribute $5 and a roll of LifeSavers.
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Trolls, loons.....same diff. I don't know why someone would want to waste precious energy being all negative and gross, but maybe it's not for me to know.
