Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    Crosby coming back

    I'm sure you're very, very happy about that.
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    Crosby coming back

    I just spit pumpkin cream cheese cake all over my keyboard. You ass.
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    Crosby coming back

    I'm torn. On one hand, I don't want anyone's career ended because of a concussion. On the other, I think he's a smug, smarmy little ******. The agony.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    See, all West Coast games should start at 4 p.m. EST. That way I can watch them.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    I think it's fabulous when the Red Wings have so many fans in the crowd on the road, that when the clock is running down, it sounds like Joe Louis.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    He's had to be.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    BEAUTIFUL KILL.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    5 on 3 for the Kings. No me gusta.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    PAVS!!!
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    BTW, I never want to see the space in front of Howard open like that again. That's an order. Justin Bieber looks like a little girl. What makes you think HE touched her?
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    Keep it in your pants, Kevin.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    See, you didn't know it, but the Karen being born in Chicago at that time, was helping the new Karen in you be born. It's all cosmic.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    The last time the Wings lost 6 straight on the road was December of '87? Hey, that's when my sister was born. Interesting.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    He wishes. A couple of weeks ago, some of the Wings were asked about their celebrity crushes, and she was Kronner's.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    BTW, you all can say thank you to my pizza rolls for that goal. They provided just the spark the Wings needed.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    APPLEFRITERS!! IT IS GLORIOUS!!
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    GOALS ARE MAGNIFICENT WHEN WE SCORE THEM.
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    Lids showing off his torso

    You know, at the risk of being labeled a puck bunny, even though that couldn't be further from the truth, I'm just going to say "holy ******* s***" and move on.
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    11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

    I don't care what the final score is, who scores what goal, or even who does what. I just want to win. That's all.
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    What to do to beat San Jose

    Move to the Eastern Conference where we never have to deal with those assholes again. That's what I've been hoping for going on several seasons now.
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    11/17 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Sharks 5

    I can't wait until we're moved into the Eastern Conference where we belong. Then late-night starts and the ******* Sharks can go take a long walk off a short pier.
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    11/17 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Sharks 5

    Right now, Babs should be willing to try anything short of taking the ice himself to get Pavs out of his funk. We can't be picky.
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    Kronwall boarded, leaves STL game

    Kerry Fraser isn't being a dick toward a Red Wing? Alert the news media. I remember, whenever he'd use to ref Avs/Wings games back in the 90s, he always found some way to f*** us over. Ticky-tack calls late in the game, not calling egregious penalties, you name it. I hated that guy.
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    11/17 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Sharks 5

    I loathe and despise west coast starts. I hope we get moved to the Eastern Conference, because I don't like missing games. As it is, I don't know how much of this game I'll be able to watch - I've got stuff to do tomorrow that requires me to get more than 5 hours of sleep. In any event, go Wings. Let's get back on the winning track.
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    Kronwall boarded, leaves STL game

    I guessed right, then. Nice. Another Shanaban in the books.