Electrophile

Quick sucking, Chicago.

YES! Alright Chicago! Keep it going.

I'd like to see a 2nd period much like the 1st. Lots of goals for Chicago here.

Keep scoring, damn it. Run it up.....10-1 by the half.

Alright Hawks! Keep scoring for God's sake.....keep scoring.

Come on Chicago, don't make me embarrassed to say I was born and raised there.

I hate having to root for Pittsburgh. I don't mind rooting for Chicago just for tonight.

Incorrect. It can happen, maybe you need to learn going about it in a different way.

Wikipedia "Who's The Boss".

If not Detroit Stadium, why not Red Wings Stadium? It would be a shame if they get a nice new place and some corporation smears its logo feces all over it.

Because there are some fans who aren't happy unless they can pit one player against another. See: the Goalie Wars.

Looks like I'll be rooting for my hometown team tonight. Go Hawks! Beat the Guppies. Better yet, destroy them.

That would appear to be what's going on here. Where's Scott Baio, Willie Aames and Bronson Pinchot? Their opinions on this matter are greatly needed.

They just excel at different things. So they even out at the end. Where one shines, the other hangs back. Pavs is better on offense, Hank is better on defense. And they compliment each other well when Babcock puts them on the same line. In fact, that's the best possible place for them both; with each other. So they're not equal in that they both do the same things at the same level, they are equal in that when you add their pros plus their cons, they are equivalent. Sort of like how 5+3 and 6+2 both equal 8. You get the same result at the end, you're just going about it in a different way.

WINGS WIN! WINGS WIN!! WINGS WIN!!!

SCORE HANK.

Oh Christ. Come on, can we please hold on to this tenuous one-goal lead. Please? I can haz victory?

WE'RE WINNING! NOW HOLD THE HELL ON TO THIS LEAD.

BTW, you can thank me for that goal. I put on Livin' After Midnight by Judas Priest and they scored.

Okay Hank, if you're not getting the hat trick, get the GWG. Kthnx.

THANK YOU FOR SCORING A GOAL, DETROIT.

Go away.

MY GOD WILL SOMEONE EFFING SCORE ALREADY FOR s***'S SAKE.

Pavs should have punched him back and took the penalty.

I guess we should take comfort in the fact that other players wouldn't be assaulting poor Hank all night long if he wasn't good. You don't bother going after the scrubs.