Electrophile

If they break out Rhythm Is a Dancer, Informer or Here Comes The Hotstepper.....then I'll get worried.

Dude, he's Russian. I bet he can hold his own in the liquor department.

THAT'S a line.

How amazing is he?

You guys are ahead of the audio feed because I'm just now hearing about it.

Ah. Well, you know better than to think I'd ever utter that word. I'm not stupid. I don't want anyone here crawling up my cute little bum.

"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, age of Aquarius........Harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding...no more falsehoods or derisions, golden dreams and visions, mystic crystal revelations.....Aquarius..........Aquarius........."

LOL, now I'm curious to find out what you thought I said. And yes, Hank can shout all he wants. Especially if it's my name. I'm sorry, what were we talking about again? I get confused easily.

Yeah, if we have the same refs we're completely f***ed. But we'll still win anyway, because we're the Red Wings and that's what we do.

Wow, the person singing the Canadian anthem sucks. He's singing too fast, slurring the words.....it sounds like he's singing with a mouthful of marbles. Kill it with fire.

After the game in which he scores that all-important hat trick, I'd like him to give me a shout-out.

ATDHE got a cease and desist letter from the NHL a few weeks ago. The only streams they carry now are the ones that are free on Yahoo.

That would be a good reason.

Did I hear Paul Woods correctly......Hank and Pavs on the same line tonight?

Why did you do that? Now I'm sad. Every time I can watch the game, he looks like a homeless person. A cute homeless person, but a homeless person none the less. When I can't watch them, he turns up the hot. I am sad. He better score that damn hat trick for me now. Is it too much to ask that someone got a screen shot of this? Probably. *le sigh*

Nah, it's all good. I get a venti mocha frapp with an extra shot of mocha syrup. Cuts the coffee taste just enough that you get a nice balance of both. Always with whipped cream and chocolate on top. In the winter, it's a venti decaf white chocolate mocha. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. No, now I'm sure. They put crack in there. There's no other reason for why it's so addictive. At one point, I was spending $30 a week there on coffee. It was like a homing device made me walk through the front doors and order something.

I listen to the game through 97.1 The Ticket's website, so I like to fill people in on what their pre-game is so that people get both sides of it.

Someone else gets it. Wonderful.

Ken Kal talking to Derek Meech about growing up in Alberta, going to Winnipeg Jets games (he was at their last game ever, ironically when they were eliminated by the Wings), and if he saw any friends today when the Wings got to town. Edit: Now, he's talking about frickin' wonderful Pavs is.

I think Starbucks puts crack in their mocha frapps. Also, their classic coffee cake is to die for.

Wow, that's pathetic. Blow it up and start from scratch.

Listen to the game here --> http://player.play.it/player/player.html?v...mp;onestat=wxyt

Yankee Stadium, Soldier Field, Fenway Park......those are names. Jobing.com Arena? I pray to God we don't see anything that lame terrorizing the city. If the team is going to have to use public funds to pay for a new stadium, then the stadium/arena/sports complex should be named after the city. I would only think that's fair.

Hey, if wanting everyone to have free mozzarella sticks makes me a socialist, then pass the marinara sauce, Comrade.

This is the funniest macro ever. You just know these guys were major party animals. Get down with your funky selves.