Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    3/24 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Oilers 2

    Free mozzarella sticks for everyone!
  2. Electrophile

    Fate of the Joe

    Call it Detroit Stadium. No corporate name, don't even name it after anyone. Name it after the city.
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    3/24 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Oilers 2

    All the more reason why Hank needs to get on it tonight.
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    3/24 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Oilers 2

    I just want to clarify something for some people who clearly have a hard time with names. Chris Osgood. Not Osbad, Oscrap, Oswell, Ossuck or Oss***. Osgood. I'll even spell it out for you. O-S-G-O-O-D. There, this concludes our Hooked On Phonics lesson of the day.
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    3/24 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Oilers 2

    Wings win, Hank with the hat trick. *sigh* Let it happen already.
  6. Electrophile

    hfboards(possible flames fan) at it again

    Someone explain to me what the allure of reading that tripe is? I mean, I'm a Red Wings fan. So I don't go to other teams' message boards or a site like the hfboards to read what non-Wings fans have to say about us.....especially since 99% of it is negative rantings and loony drivel. Do you enjoy driving yourself nuts? Are you a masochist? I don't see why you should care what they have to say anyhow.
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    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    We can take some positives from this: -- Another goal for Pavs -- We made a game of it at the end instead of just rolling over completely -- It doesn't damage our playoff chances
  8. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Guzzle it.
  9. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Are you high?
  10. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    I hope the Wings file a complaint with the league about this, because unlike 99% of complaints about s***ty reffing costing a team the game.....there's actually some weight here.
  11. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Just mainline it in my arm.
  12. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Do you want me to throw up?
  13. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    ALRIGHT HANK, GET YOUR DAMN HAT TRICK NOW.
  14. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    MULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright Hank, hat trick time.
  15. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Thank you for the vomit-inducing mental image.
  16. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    I hate kids. I'm not having any. Every time I'm out in public and some detached mom is letting her brats run around, I keep thinking....damn lady, get a leash. I'm so thankful my sister and I weren't like that.
  17. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    BTW, please give Pavs the Hart. Kthnx.
  18. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Okay Hank, a hat trick here will give us a 4-3 lead. DO IT NOW.
  19. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    GOD DAMN PAVS YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL MAN. THANK YOU.
  20. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    I think the Wings volunteered for a gangbang tonight because the refs have been up our butts since the puck drop.
  21. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Now would be a fantastic time for that hat trick, Hank. Just sayin'.
  22. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Actually, "Electrophile" has nothing to do with electrolytes, funnily enough. I thought it was a cool-sounding word and didn't really know what it meant until I looked it up. e·lec·tro·phile n. A chemical compound or group that is attracted to electrons and tends to accept electrons. It's still cool-sounding, though.
  23. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Everyone sucks tonight, unfortunately Babs doesn't have the option of pulling everyone off ice the and replacing them. Ozzie has been phenomenal the last few games, a blip doesn't bother me. We'll all get over it. Even you.
  24. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    If it wasn't for bad luck, we'd have no luck at all.
  25. Electrophile

    3/23 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Flames 5

    Then lets hope for a 10-0 whitewashing.