Electrophile

Damn, Wings on the PK. KILL IT, BOYS.

Wings getting a lot of shots in on Atlanta early.

True, but look what it did to Eliot Spitzer.

That's about right. There is no forgiving that kind of behavior, not in my book. Forgetting to take the trash out is a mistake. Putting a red sock in with the whites is a mistake. Screwing around on your wife is not a mistake.

Certain behaviors deserve public scorn because they're so repugnant.

It may be ridiculous, but that's what you get for trying to be a pimp. He should have kept it in his pants and divorced her if he wanted to be with someone else. I agree that it's none of our business, but if it's made public which it clearly was, there's nothing stopping people from commenting on it. If it had been kept private and it was leaked or the information was stolen and then put online, that's a different scenario. If you live a public life, which athletes do for the most part......and you do something boneheaded....people will comment on it. Same goes for actors, musicians, politicians.....any public figure.

Do you have any statistics to back up your claim that "everyone" in America is cheating? I know the divorce rate is something like 50%, but people get divorced for reasons other than infidelity. Then again, I wouldn't expect someone who called all the women posting in a GDT "fat cows" to be fair and even-handed.

Malone is wrong about one thing, though. In football, you will get penalized for celebrating after a touchdown. No spiking the ball, no taking off your helmet, no dancing. The Packers have the Lambeau Leap, but that's not considered OTT.

He should have thought about that. If I ever get married and my husband decides to dip his quill in another ink pot.....he's going to wish he never laid eyes on me. Hell hath no fury, and all. He's going to wish all I took from him was his money.

Not one child, four. They have four kids. Their youngest was born in 2002, so he/she would be graduating from H.S. in 2020. So he has to pay alimony until that child graduates high school.

$500,000 a year for the next 11 years?! She is making like a bank robber in broad daylight. Go on and get that cash, girlfriend.

I broke 5 of my mom's good china dishes after that happened. I was so pissed, I didn't even hear the sound of them breaking over the pounding of the blood in my head. Last time I got that viscerally angry after a hockey game, was when we got swept by the Devils in '95.

No. The uniform designs for the most part, haven't changed that significantly over time. We're not talking about baseball uniforms, which have changed quite a bit, both in logo design and overall construction. Sure some teams have stayed the same, about 90% haven't. That is far more interesting because there is definite contrast. Not so much here. Besides, it's hokey. The NHL doesn't need hokey gimmicks.

How about a Ruutu/Tootoo/Cheechoo fight? A round-robin, if you will. Hell, I think the announcers would give up halfway through.

What do you mean? They're on YouTube. The thread starter put both in his post.

I would pay large sums of money just to sit and watch him do that for hours.

I would love to see a Cheechoo/Tootoo fight, just because that would be hella funny to call.

Tootoo got beaten like a rented mule. Or a red-headed stepchild. Or a pinata. Either way you put it, boy had his dignity taken away.

In that second video, he didn't move one single puck while he was doing that, other than the one on his stick. That is frickin' SICK.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick. For God's sake man, let it happen tonight. There are starving Detroiters that need their Arbys. I also predict that even though the Wings will win, someone will complain that Ozzie didn't do something right.

Anyone feel bad for Tootoo? Not me.

Damn you, Guppies. Frickin' lose.

Alright Nashville! Sucks rooting for them, but at this point......I'd rather them than the Guppies.

Cue a failboat picture.

Excellent, excellent news. I am more than confident that Ozzie will keep up the spectacular play he's been showing us the last few games.