Electrophile

The refs want the Sharks to get the President's Trophy. Clearly.

Is it too much to ask that the Ducks do what the Kings couldn't? A little help would be nice.

We're talking about mindfly, here. We could win 25-0 and he'd ***** about just about anything he could think of. He's was the basis for this SNL character:

Whoa, we got a major case of wonk eye here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias Start reading, foo'. I think even your short attention span can withstand it.

Reference it one more time, I'm going to make you read it.

Super duper! Looks like the Ozzie of old is starting to rear his head. Which is great for us because if we can carry two hot goalies into the playoffs, we'll be unstoppable.

I could have sworn I saw someone here say that if we won today, we clinched a playoff spot. Maybe I read wrong.

Totally. I say send him to GR for a little mental health breather.

100 points, a playoff berth.....all alone at #1......what a great freakin' day. I can't wait to call my sister and let her know.

What a renaissance these last two games have been for Ozzie. Even the games before that (excluding the 8-2 game). Seriously, could I be prouder of Ozzie? I <3 you, man.

Nah, I haven't been hiding. Even though he has frustrated me quite a bit this season. OZZIE YOU ARE THE MAN. PERIOD.

Dead from shock.

I really like how much energy the Wings have had today. They don't seem sluggish at all, and they're a little more physical. Regardless of the final score (whatever it may be), they should be proud of this game.

Or take the door off the hinge, that'll work too. That's why you need one of those fake rocks with the hidden compartment to keep a key in outside. So that if you lock a set of keys in the house, you don't have to pull a B&E to get back in.

Alright, I'll give you that.....but raise you "the fallacy of the predetermined outcome". He'll use that at least 3 times a game, if not more.

I'm sorry, part of your post broke the board.

Oh Johan, that was wonderful. 4 goals now. w000t.

Oooh, you're my new best friend. Give me Kaat/Murcer any day. Although Kitty retired and Murcer died, so that's impossible now. *sigh* What's more annoying, him jinxing the pitchers or that hackneyed "Bonus Cantos!" when it goes to extras? I can't decided which is worse.

Try to pick the locks rather than break a window. I locked myself out of my house once and when I broke a window to climb in, the neighbors called the cops because they thought I was a burglar. I had to show ID to prove I lived there! Granted my dad wasn't happy I broke a window, but what can you do.

Seeing as you're from NJ, I'm assuming you understand my disgust with Michael Kay. I frickin' hate when he does that. Argh. Ozzie, you're killing me slowly again. In that good way, of course.

No mercy Wings, no mercy. My sister is expecting a win here.

This reminds me of when baseball anouncers mention if a pitcher is working a no-no or a perfect game. Michael Kay is the worst offender when it comes to that. Superstition dictates that once you get past the bottom of the 5th (or when it's an official game in the books), you don't discuss it. You don't even allude to it. Well, Kay that jackass.....he'll be like "Wang is working a perfect game here, let's see how far he goes".....then he promptly gives up a HR, killing the perfect game, no-hitter AND shutout. I could smack him sometimes.

What made it worse is that the friend she flew down there to see over her Spring Break refused to drive back to the airport and get her when she called. Claimed she was "tired". Well, you would be tired if you spent the whole night drinking and getting your swerve on. So rather than turning around when she was less than an hour from the airport, she leaves my sister crying and scared out of her gourd at the airport. I'd knock her lights out if I set eyes on her.

Touche, my friend. Touche. Although if you're channeling Shrub here, I don't think I want you in charge of this military industrial complex.