Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Thanks, Kristi (that's your name, right?). I've driven to the airport before so I know where I'm going, just haven't driven there at 4 in the morning. Thankfully my night driving is perfect.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    I'm drowning mine in caffeine. I have to get up at 4 am to drive my sister to Raleigh so she can fly to Atlanta for spring break.....but I'm still here. *sigh*
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    If people want to give up on the Wings now, by all means......jump off the bridge. In fact, I'll help your free fall by giving you a swift kick in the ass on the way down.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    To go off-topic for a brief sojourn.................we are still a capitalist nation. We are not, nor have we ever been, anything but a capitalist nation. People who think we're socialist, communist or anything other than capitalist, have no ******* clue what the words mean that they are attempting to use. Stop buying into s***ty right-wing talking points. That is arguably, one of my biggest pet peeves in life.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Absolutely. The defense was ******* ATROCIOUS tonight. Right on par with the goaltending, frankly.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    No one can be loved more than Hank.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    None. My drug of choice is Starbucks.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    s***, I'll take two.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Bad defense in the 1st led to two cheap tip-in goals and the floodgates of hell opened up from there. It was an avalanche of suck. I won't lie, he was crap tonight but so was everyone else. I mean, just sluggish play and s***ty turnovers left and right.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    After this game, you better put something in them. How about Valium?
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Nothing. You've missed nothing. Go about your life and pretend this game doesn't exist.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    I would gladly deep-fry that fish and serve it with coleslaw and french fries. Just for you.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    This game isn't 100% on Osgood. About 90% of it is, but the defense has been atrocious and we've only recently scored 2 goals. That won't get the job done, even if the goalie is a ******* brick wall. So blame Ozzie for s***ting the bed, but blame everyone else on the team for not doing their jobs either.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    If it'll make you feel better, we had 6 inches of snow on the ground Monday. Most snow I've had since I left Chicago. It was nice to go outside and mess around in, but I wished we had it for Christmas.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Well, it's dark here right now, although it was 78 and sunny earlier. And it's supposed to be 80 and sunny tomorrow!
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    CBS Disrespects Hockey

    .....and we can close the thread now, the ultimate post has arrived.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Look on the bright side......we set the clocks ahead in like, 5 hours. So that's more sunshine outside to play and romp in! Sunshine is funshine! Sorry, I wanted to throw some levity in here.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Holy ******* s***balls. In case anyone cares, I have a venti mocha frapp and some classic coffee cake. Good stuff!
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    I just got back from Starbucks.....how bad is it?
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Helllloooooooooooooooooooo Nashville Predators. I say it goes up to an even 10.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Just when Babs thinks he's done something right, he puts Hank and Pavs on a line together and he realizes what he had done before was all wrong. I'm all for change, but not just for the sake of it. Those two HAVE to shift together. They just do.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Cherry really shouldn't take that as a compliment. El Rushbo is a fat, disgusting, drug-addled degenerate.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    Ah, he put Hank and Pavs together again. That should be good for two goals in this period. One from each of them. I hope.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    You're a ******* pig. And that's being REAL polite, too.
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    3/7 GDT: Blue Jackets 8 at Red Wings 2

    I'm getting a Starbucks later. Why? Because I can and it's frickin' humid outside right now.