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Am I the only one who found that mildly patronizing?

Here's a nice big brush for all those huge sweeping brushstrokes you were making up there. Don't want you to miss a spot!

And Nick. He is going to be 39 next month, so clearly we can do without him.

I look at it this way. You don't waste your time hating something worse than you. If you're going to drink the Haterade, at least you're hatin' on the best. So let the haters hate. All it means is we're doing something right.

Worst organization in sports? KC Royals. Yeesh.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick. Tonight's the night?

You asked why Kevvie was in this thread if he's not from Detroit. Wings fans aren't only from Detroit. Not being from Detroit doesn't mean you're a bandwagoner or less of a fan than someone who is from Detroit. I think to be from out of town and still fervently support the team shows a lot of character. We have a lot of great fans here from all over the world; England, Sweden, Eastern Europe, Canada......they're fans just as much as the person from Grosse Pointe is. This is a good site full of great people who know their hockey. If you can't see that, oh well.

Hmmm, time for a do-over. How about a stick to the throat? That would be new.

Oooh, are we classist now? I'm sorry Mr. Nouveau Riche, are us blue-collar peons bothering you? What a degenerate post. Do you think people who work in construction or live in apartments are somehow below you? You're a troll, now amscray.

What a f***ed-up few weeks for hockey. So far we've had two elbows to the head, one eye-gouging and now a head-butt. What next, taking a stick to someone's balls?

I was being sarcastic.

We were alright. Nothing special.

Cherry will have a ******* stroke.

IT'S TRULY THE END OF THE WORLD! HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!! MASS HYSTERIA!!!! Seriously, what the HELL happened in this game? All the most hated Wings actually did good. Is that even possible? I'm scared. Confused. I feel like I'm facing an unknown world.

Let's have a good strong final minute here.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! MASS HYSTERIA!! DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER!!!

Come on Hank, get a goal here.

Nah, that's just good clean hockey.

Reading his posts, I've come to the conclusion that everything goes over his head.

This post is like school on Saturday. No class.

Holy s***, it's Bizzaro Wings tonight. I'm going to check the skies for frogs and locusts.

How many times are they going to show that stupid effing McDonalds commercial?

Whoa......Kopy and Drapes score in the same game? We've gone through the looking glass, people. Do not adjust your screens.

No, Ty Cankles.

Don't forget Hank Setterburgh.