Electrophile

*sigh* I think there are more people here who outright hate the man than support him. And that's just pathetic.

I understand hockey is a physical sport, but come on. Elbows to the head? What place do they have here? My guess is Witt won't be suspended for nearly as long as he should be.

If you can't afford it either, don't tell me what I should do with money I don't have. Grand theft auto is a felony. Watching streaming hockey games online is not. So by all means, make that comparison.

What an ******* move. I say suspend him for the rest of the season.

And if you can't afford it, what do you suggest there? Not all of us have the disposable income available to pay for Center Ice. I'm happy most of you do, but not everyone is financially as well off as the rest of you seem to think we are.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick. I have to get it right eventually.

I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the sound of you not making any sense whatsoever.

I love that movie. My favorite exchange in the whole movie is when the mayor (Behan) is talking up how tony and rich Tombstone is, and a gunfight breaks out at the saloon across the street. Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) looks at him and says "Very cosmopolitan." Then later on, he introduces the two guys to the Earps as a "pair of fellow sophisticates". Not a comedy by any means, but there were some funny moments in it.

That looks like a pornstache. Check his basement for vinyl mattresses and hot lube dispensers.

That my friend, is dedication.

If you have to sell it to the refs/linesmen to get a penalty or a more severe penalty (major vs. minor), then it couldn't have been that bad.

Calm down.

I don't post erroneous stats, in fact I've never posted ANY stats here at any time. So why don't you pay attention and make sure what you're saying isn't chock-full of crap. Furthermore, if you think there is any justification for calling people names to begin with, maybe you ought to grow up. Hmmm?

The fans who started this ridiculous comparison should probably watch that hit on Draper and realize that one was dirty, the other wasn't. What Cleary did could have been dirty if other factors were present, but seeing as they weren't.....it wasn't. He took his 2 minutes and that was that. I remember that hit on Draper, I was watching the game on TV. I also remember thinking his injuries were far worse than they turned out to be, and I was grateful that he wasn't severely injured. Thornton didn't even break a sweat on that.

Keep on insulting people. That'll make you friends in no time.

Of course they're the same. You saw how Thornton had to be taken off the ice bleeding heavily and then just today we heard how he needed reconstructive facial surgery. Quite clearly the same thing. Who comes up with this s***?

See, there's a difference in admitting when a player is doing poorly (which everyone here does) and then saying that if you still cheer for them and want them to succeed anyway, you're not a fan. You're a "worshipper". Which is what you and others like you have done. Hope that clears it up.

It's not weird. Misha is a nickname for Mikhail, Grisha for Grigory, Pasha for Pavel.....it's how their language and culture is. A little tolerance please.

So if you root for Chris Osgood anyway and want him to succeed, you're not a fan of the Red Wings. Is that the jist of this bulls***? Good to know.

Point conceded.

Same difference.

I'd probably vomit uncontrollably.

Well yeah, but this was an interview with him on this classic Sharks game from 1995 and he looked even dorkier, if you can believe it.

Igor Larionov looked like a complete dork back in the day. Good Lord.

Keep digging, son. You might hit the molten core of the earth before long!