Electrophile

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    Chelios lays into Lemiuex

    Classy.
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    Who do you hate irrationally?

    Sergei Federov. I remember when ESPN did that show called "The Season" and they profiled the Wings for a whole year and he was tooling around in his ******* Porsche......I just thought he was the smarmiest bastard ever.
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    Chelios lays into Lemiuex

    If that were to happen, I think I'd spontaneously combust.
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    2/25 GDT: Sharks 1 at Red Wings 4

    Wings win, Hank with the hat trick. Claudette LePuke bleeds and I laugh. Good night.
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    Kopecky, Chelios Healthy Scratches for Tomorrow's Game

    That was really vile, Shoreline. I would never use the word "favoritest".
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    Wings' Babcock next to be fired?

    What we need is a combination of Barry Melrose with Brian Engblom's hair.
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    Kopecky, Chelios Healthy Scratches for Tomorrow's Game

    I would love for someone to sneak an octopus into the Joe tomorrow night and aim it right for his ugly puss.
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    "OVIE" or "DATS":Best overall player...you pick

    After watching this video, I now know what psychosis looks like. It's fat, has a beard and wears a Sharks jersey.
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    "OVIE" or "DATS":Best overall player...you pick

    Maybe to someone who just finished serving a 30 year prison sentence.
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    Kopecky, Chelios Healthy Scratches for Tomorrow's Game

    I hope they're good drugs, at least. Don't want to waste time on the bad stuff.
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    Who do you hate irrationally?

    Claude Lemieux. He could cure AIDS, cancer and the common cold in the same day, all while saving puppies and kittens from a burning pet store and I'd STILL think he should burn for eternity in the hottest corner of hell not already taken up by Fascist dictators. I don't care if he's talented, going to the HOF, or has a boatload of awards to his name. He is a vile piece of filth and that will never EVER change.
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    Kopecky, Chelios Healthy Scratches for Tomorrow's Game

    Did anyone think that pile of pig s*** wouldn't be playing? Please, he lives for drama.
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    Dallas and San Jose tonight

    Trying to root for either one of these two teams is like being asked whether you want to shot or stabbed to death.
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    Sid has words with AO

    RE: the Center Ice commercial.......it's stupid as a Wings fan because we beat them and if you're going to advertise the game, why not show the Stanley Cup champs, who just happen to be a team most people have heard of, even in non-hockey markets. Although let's face it.....Sidney Crosby is Canadian, our stars aren't. I'm not saying the NHL are run by xenophobes, but aside from Ovie, who are other top-line stars being marketed heavily that aren't Canadian? I honestly can't name any aside from him. I'd love to see Nick and Pavs and Hank in commercials giving the sport some added boosts, but maybe the ad execs don't know how to pronounce "Datsyuk".
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    Getting sick of "Ovie's" goal celebration's

    The guys on our team are cut from a different cloth. Not a better cloth, but a different one. They're more low-key and laid back, Ovie is more exuberant. The game would be boring if everyone reacted the same way all the time. Personally, I prefer how our guys do it, but that doesn't mean another way is wrong.....provided you're not showboating. THAT I don't like at all. Be mature. Be excited, but be mature.
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    Wings' Babcock next to be fired?

    Scotty can get his old job back, then. Complete with duck whistle. Seriously people, Babs is going nowhere.
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    Sid has words with AO

    Yeah.........alright. If you say so. *backs away slowly*
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    Faux Fax Falls Flat

    You're all a bunch of neo maxi-zoom dweebies. So there.
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    2/21 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Wild 5

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    2/21 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Wild 5

    Damage control? They're a little past needing that, I would say.
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    2/21 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Wild 5

    Of course they'll disallow it. When it finally looks like we pulled our head from our asses, it gets shoved right back in.
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    2/21 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Wild 5

    Seriously, dress Yzerman for the 4rd. Either that or have him go into the lockerroom and yell at them.
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    2/21 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Wild 5

    WE NEED YOU STEVE!! COME BACK!!! Damn it, even at 42 with his f***ed-up knee he could probably finish better than these guys are tonight.
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    2/21 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Wild 5

    This isn't a good way to give the kid confidence, you know.
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    2/21 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Wild 5

    Oh well that narrows it down.