Electrophile

Classy.

Sergei Federov. I remember when ESPN did that show called "The Season" and they profiled the Wings for a whole year and he was tooling around in his ******* Porsche......I just thought he was the smarmiest bastard ever.

If that were to happen, I think I'd spontaneously combust.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick. Claudette LePuke bleeds and I laugh. Good night.

That was really vile, Shoreline. I would never use the word "favoritest".

What we need is a combination of Barry Melrose with Brian Engblom's hair.

I would love for someone to sneak an octopus into the Joe tomorrow night and aim it right for his ugly puss.

After watching this video, I now know what psychosis looks like. It's fat, has a beard and wears a Sharks jersey.

Maybe to someone who just finished serving a 30 year prison sentence.

I hope they're good drugs, at least. Don't want to waste time on the bad stuff.

Claude Lemieux. He could cure AIDS, cancer and the common cold in the same day, all while saving puppies and kittens from a burning pet store and I'd STILL think he should burn for eternity in the hottest corner of hell not already taken up by Fascist dictators. I don't care if he's talented, going to the HOF, or has a boatload of awards to his name. He is a vile piece of filth and that will never EVER change.

Did anyone think that pile of pig s*** wouldn't be playing? Please, he lives for drama.

Trying to root for either one of these two teams is like being asked whether you want to shot or stabbed to death.

RE: the Center Ice commercial.......it's stupid as a Wings fan because we beat them and if you're going to advertise the game, why not show the Stanley Cup champs, who just happen to be a team most people have heard of, even in non-hockey markets. Although let's face it.....Sidney Crosby is Canadian, our stars aren't. I'm not saying the NHL are run by xenophobes, but aside from Ovie, who are other top-line stars being marketed heavily that aren't Canadian? I honestly can't name any aside from him. I'd love to see Nick and Pavs and Hank in commercials giving the sport some added boosts, but maybe the ad execs don't know how to pronounce "Datsyuk".

The guys on our team are cut from a different cloth. Not a better cloth, but a different one. They're more low-key and laid back, Ovie is more exuberant. The game would be boring if everyone reacted the same way all the time. Personally, I prefer how our guys do it, but that doesn't mean another way is wrong.....provided you're not showboating. THAT I don't like at all. Be mature. Be excited, but be mature.

Scotty can get his old job back, then. Complete with duck whistle. Seriously people, Babs is going nowhere.

Yeah.........alright. If you say so. *backs away slowly*

You're all a bunch of neo maxi-zoom dweebies. So there.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damage control? They're a little past needing that, I would say.

Of course they'll disallow it. When it finally looks like we pulled our head from our asses, it gets shoved right back in.

Seriously, dress Yzerman for the 4rd. Either that or have him go into the lockerroom and yell at them.

WE NEED YOU STEVE!! COME BACK!!! Damn it, even at 42 with his f***ed-up knee he could probably finish better than these guys are tonight.

This isn't a good way to give the kid confidence, you know.

Oh well that narrows it down.