Electrophile

FABULOUS.

Nick in the penalty box already?! It's been 11 seconds. My God.

I've got my dinner, some Diet Coke and I'm ready to go. LET'S GO WINGS!!!

Hank with the hat trick tonight. Wings win.

I am for whatever gives Ozzie that edge that gets him pissed off and ready to go. If that's what this will do, then so be it.

Where did you get the photo for your avatar? I've never seen it before.

Maybe in Montreal this passes for real scandal.

This was such bulls***. I'm pissed. I demand they make up something right now just to satiate me. Come on, make it good.

Diet Coke. Caffeine-free, to be exact. I live on the edge.

Now, now......let's not go that far. I mean, we could have just stopped at the underage dead animal *******.

It's a gift.

Underage necrophiliac bestiality? You did say unusual.

Well s***. I was hoping for something that could be turned into a Michael Bay movie.

Hell, we had Bob Probert trying to smuggle coke into the US from Canada. So we've got that going for us.

Americans can't watch that video. It's only viewable in Canada, or at least not as far south as I am.

Do you hate my retinas?

Did you do the wavy fingers in front of your face thing too, like Wayne and Garth?

I don't want the NHL to have a dirty image either. It would be nice if we had an image, period.

Color me intrigued as well. The way it's being talked up, I want dead bodies in crawlspaces, blow being snorted off a 15 year old girl's ass, knives, guns, pipe bombs and some crystal meth or else whomever is "breaking" this story is a tool. Don't make it sound like Armageddon is going to rain down and then have it be nothing. I want excitement out of this, damn it.

Wasn't Slava Fetisov called Papa Bear or am I remembering that wrong? I could have sworn he was because he was the oldest player on the team at one point.

I think fans should call the players whatever they want, as long as it's not slurs or something. If someone calls Kopecky "Kopie", I'm not getting annoyed enough to say anything about it because frankly.............................what is there to say anything about?

Why, it's like you climbed inside my head and stole my thoughts. Lock the door on your way out.

Be honest, do you think you look like Johnny Depp?

No, no it's not. You want fighting that bad, go watch a boxing match. To even suggest that there's something wrong with this team because they aren't Tyson on skates is almost ludicrous to me. There's a difference to me between being more physical and flat-out fighting all the damn time. This attitude people here have about how the Red Wings suddenly need to turn into the Broad Street Bullies circa 1976 is puzzling at best and mind-numbing at worst. Shouldn't the overall objective be that we win games? As long as we're winning games, I don't give rat's patoot how we do it. Well, as long as we're winning fair and square. No hanky-panky needed.

Did puckloo just post or did I dream it all?