Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    I'm not from Detroit so forgive me, but does anyone even care about the Lions up there?
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    Great second period. Now it's time to make a quick dinner.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    Dear Mr. Holland, PLEASE SIGN HOSSA. Thanks, Red Wings fans
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!!!
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    Ozzie just told the haters to suck his goal post.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    See, I like to think that all pucks and areas to the sides of the net are magnetized and that if Gary or the powers-that-be in the league think one team (read: us) is getting too good with the goal-scoring, they merely flip a switch and the pucks are pulled away from the goal crease. No, I don't own stock in Reynold's Wrap.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    So we won't have to hear any whining from Avs fans about how the refs were biased, then.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    Ah, the Crapalado Suckalanche have returned. How I've missed thee.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    See, and then other times I'm completely wrong! Let's score again just for s***s and giggles.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    Too much good luck. See, we'll score but O'Halloran will find some way to disallow it.....probably by saying that light shining on the ice got in the goalie's eyes and he was temporarily blinded.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    O'Halloran didn't f*** that call up! It's a miracle! The blind can see, the lame can walk, dogs and cats are living together.....mass hysteria!
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    I don't know why, but I just burst out laughing. I shouldn't laugh, I know.
  13. Electrophile

    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    Have I told you lately that I love you?
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    I told everyone to hold on to their underpants when it was announced Ozzie was starting. I hope you're still holding on, the game ain't over yet. I think we'll still win, but it might take a Herculean effort first.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    Beating the Avalanche always makes me feel better. It's eternally 1997 in my mind whenever we play them.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    Hold on to your underpants, everyone! It's go time.
  17. Electrophile

    Retire #'s 18,25,33,96

    Yeah I know that. I have been watching games this season. However you chose to lump Steve, Brendan and Nick in with what I was suggesting for Kris, Darren and Kirk. Which would be wrong.
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    Retire #'s 18,25,33,96

    I absolutely agree that some kind of official recognition by the team for what Darren, Kris and Kirk did all their years here would be great once they finally hang them up. They were just as important to our team's success as Steve, Brendan and Nick. Like someone else said, perhaps take their jersey numbers out of circulation, but stop short at putting them in the rafters. I think something like that would be nice.
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    Another Crosby thread

    There should be a moratorium on all threads with the words "Sidney", "Crosby" or some combination thereof. For a board full of people that for the most part, can't stand him......we sure do spend a lot of time talking about him.
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    Retire #'s 18,25,33,96

    I think players who spend their entire careers as Red Wings and have excelled at an elite level should get first dibs over players who excelled at an elite level (assuming Hossa continues this for the rest of his playing days) but did not spend their whole careers in Detroit. Granted some of the currently retired numbers don't fit that mold, but most do, including Steve and of course Nick when the time comes. I'm saying if Pavs and Hank spend their whole careers here and win a few more cups they should get priority over Marian Hossa, even if Hossa career-wise is in the same boat as them.
  21. Electrophile

    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    s***, O'Halloran's reffing? We'll lose 10-2.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    There were a few I remember: Crapalado Snow Fairies Divealanche Crapalanche and then one I won't post here because it contains a slur and really, we don't need that here. I didn't even find that one funny anyway.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    Haha, Kopecky. That was good.
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    Retire #'s 18,25,33,96

    I know you're not serious. I love Drapes and Mac a lot, and have always had great affection for them, but they absolutely do not deserve to have their numbers retired. Neither does Malts or Homer for that matter. Of the Wings CURRENTLY playing, the only ones I can honestly foresee having their numbers retired are Nick, Pavs and Hank.
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    2/15 GDT: Avalanche 6, Red Wings 5 (SO)

    I don't care if the rivalry is dead and in the past......f*** the Crapalanche. I hope we stomp them.