Electrophile
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Everything posted by Electrophile
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CHANGE THAT BACKLIGHT NOW EDI, AND YOUR ASS IS GRASS, DUDE.
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If you change that backlight, I'm going to kick your ass.
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OMG, HANK! WE SCORED MORE THAN ONE GOAL!! HALLELUJAH!!!
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ALRIGHT EVERYONE, BLAME EDICIUS FOR THE FACT WE CAN'T WIN.
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Hey, 20 minutes where we didn't play like utter s***. Let's make that another 20, please.
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SCORE MORE THAN JUST THAT GOAL, PLEASE.
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******* win.
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Here's my unbiased assessment of each player. They all get F's, except Jimmy Howard who gets a B, and Nick Lidstrom who gets an A. They're the only players who haven't consistently s*** their pants this season.
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If only Jimmy Howard had followed your lead, we wouldn't be in the midst of a 6-game losing streak.
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I love it when you talk sexist to me. So you're proud of the fact you said something quasi-racist? I'd be embarrassed. We need entertainment around here right now though, and your special brand of dumb is just the entertainment we need.
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He looks Asian? WTF does that have to do with anything?
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Since going from losing to winning seems to be a big hurdle for this team right now, let's concentrate on smaller objectives. How about we score more than one goal tonight? Hmm? I think that would be awesome.
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He didn't say he was going to stop watching and supporting, or that anyone else here was going to do that either. He basically said that the fans have another option - voting with their wallets. Meaning, don't give the team any more of your money until they pull their heads out of their asses.
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Everyone here is continuing to watch and support the Red Wings, even though they're playing like s***. However, we're also pissed off. Really, really, really pissed off. So we're going to rant, vent, rave, whine, *****, and hyperanalyze everything we can think of in relation to the way they're playing. That's what fans do.
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Babs, you know I love you. How much more digging is this team supposed to do before it manages to net more than one goal a game? Anymore wilting and we'll be bent over on the pavement. I'd have rather you come out and said, "You know what? We're f**king awful right now. I know it, the team knows it, the fans know it. They deserve better."
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Hudler's mother doesn't love him as much as eva does. I'm all for defending one's favorite players, and standing up for them when they're getting s*** on, but there comes a point when you yourself have to realize that you sound more like a stalker crafting a love letter than an actual fan.
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Hank is suffering from the same affliction that has taken over the rest of the team. He's no different, and no worse. His main job is to make us pine for mindfly. When he's not doing that, he's testing out his stand-up comedy routines on us. As you can clearly see, they're bombing.
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I don't want mindfly back here. He's someone else's headache now. Let him stay that way.
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At this point, I don't even think the stalwarts of the 1997-1998 and 2002 championship teams could do much to help them right now. Nick and Homer are I believe the only players left from those three Cup runs, and they can't do it all themselves.
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f*** the whole team, f*** the people paying money to watch this team, f*** all of us for being complacent and not calling these assholes out on their s***ty play.
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Goons are not going to help us win games. Scoring goals will help us win games.
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/begin foul language Holy ******* s***, I can't believe we lost this ******* game. What a bunch of overpaid, mollycoddled, gutless douchebags. They can all kiss my ass. Show some ******* effort, you spineless s***heads. People are paying money they don't have to watch you play a child's game for millions and millions of dollars, and this is the bulls*** they're subjected to? f*** you, and the horse you rode in on. /end foul language
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If the Red Wings win this game, there will be much rejoicing throughout Redwingland.
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The refs in the NHL make the umps in major league baseball look honest.
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Oreos turn your wife on? That is fascinating.
