Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    I look at it this way. He's given up three goals, but if not for the way he's played all night, it would be 7 to 3 Stars right about now.
  2. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Basically, everyone owes Ozzie a steak and beer tonight. He's saved their asses on more than one occasion.
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    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    In the last 5 years, I've lost 3 friends to suicide. That s*** is not funny. I don't give a rat's ass what his justification is.
  4. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Poor Stars fans. Haha.
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    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    I leave to get some ice cream, we take the lead. Is that a hint or something? Oooh, a Datsyuk-Yzerman comparison already.......
  6. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Did the boys take some Ambien again?
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    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Why do we need dumb interviews on the bench?
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    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Steve Ott needs a hockey stick up his *******. Sharpened. Blade end first.
  9. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Ouch.
  10. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    The Semin/Staal fight! The slapfight seen 'round the net.
  11. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    As opposed to a healthy one?
  12. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Nick is better at speaking English than George W. Bush.
  13. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    More frightening than Barry Melrose's? Impossible.
  14. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    That's my nickname for him. If you're going to use it, you have to pay me.
  15. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Those Enzyte commercials are the stupidest damn things I've ever seen. It's like all the bad boner puns and double entendres you could think of crammed into a 20 or 30 second spot.
  16. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    It didn't look like Hossa touched the puck. I think that's Nick's goal.
  17. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Suck it long and suck it hard, Turdco.
  18. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Oh poo.
  19. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Who cares about the Stars winning in '99? Dallas probably doesn't even care anymore, why should we?
  20. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    MOAR GOALZ PLZ. I'd love to knock Turdco out of the game on his own ice.
  21. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  22. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Wings don't look good tonight. And holy f*** do these announcers suck. Give me Ken and Mick.
  23. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    f*** you lady, shut up. They have a game to play. Leave the players on the bench alone.
  24. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    The shot right before commercial was him on the bench, so it couldn't have been bad enough to knock him out for even a period.
  25. Electrophile

    1/12 GDT: Dallas Stars 5, Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Where did you hear that?