Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    Your keyboard to their sticks.
  2. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    I want them to win so bad. You have no idea. I woke up half the neighborhood when they had less than a minute to go.
  3. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    Am I allowed to be pissed off and nervous? I hate playoff OTs.
  4. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    No way we win tonight. Pissburgh got all the momentum they need. I fear this.
  5. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    Bulls***. This is motherf***ing bulls***. How the f*** did we let this happen. God damn you sons of *******.
  6. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    FOURTY MOTHERf***ING SECONDS AWAY FROM WINNING AND THIS s*** HAPPENS?! JESUS MOTHERf***ING CHRIST ON A GOD DAMN CRACKER.
  7. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    f*** ME.
  8. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    LESS THAN A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  9. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    Less than 2 minutes to go. I'm going to cry. In fact, I am crying right now.
  10. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    Less than 3 minutes to go.
  11. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    Less than 4 minutes.
  12. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    Less than 5 minutes. My heart. My poor heart.
  13. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    I WANT THAT ******* CUP.
  14. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    I want one more goal just to be safe.
  15. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    I haven't peed in 2 hours.
  16. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    GIVE THAT MAN THE CONN SMYTHE!
  17. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    I ******* love this god damn team, even when they piss me off.
  18. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    I hear the OZZIE chant!
  19. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    OH MY ******* JESUS. I ACTUALLY PASSED OUT.
  20. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    I'm starting to get nauseous again.
  21. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    We need to score fast.
  22. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    I don't feel good about the rest of this game. We look like s***. Pure and utter dog s***. If we win this game, it'll be a god damn miracle.
  23. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    Why do we look so bad? Where's the fire, the urgency?
  24. Electrophile

    SCF Game 5 GDT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 3 (3OT)

    Tie it up or else.