Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Princess? Please, I'm much more high-maintenance than a princess. If you're going to be patronizing, at least aim higher. Impress people.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    If he isn't the 1st star, I'll eat your hat. With mustard.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Yes there is. You're full of s***. There's one.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    It's not entirely the refs fault. The goalie interference call on Homer was a joke, but we also were playing sloppy and stupid. We're not owed anything.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    I'm not sure what's worse - the fact we've been taking so many stupid and irresponsible penalties, or the fact that Minnesota hasn't been able to capitalize on any of them.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    No isht. We're going to get boned.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    ANOTHER MOTHERF*CKING PENALTY?! Gottverdamnt.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    ******* hell. We're playing like s*** right now. GET IT TOGETHER.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    What a ******* joke. Give Harding the Oscar.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Can we score another goal? I don't trust one-goal leads.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Goal plz.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Swedes speak better English than the people around where I live. Embarrassing.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Score early, score often. No dicking around.
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    Norris Watch

    I look at it this way - the Norris Trophy is Nick's to lose every season. Sometimes he wins it, sometimes he doesn't. Either way, he starts out with it.
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    I got negged for reverse mojo? Is having a sense of humor no longer required to post here?
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    11/1 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Well, since before the last four games I've said we'd win, and we ended up NOT winning, I'm doing some reverse mojo for this game. We're going to lose. Horribly. 5-0 at least. Pavs, Hank, Nick, and Kronner will be injured.
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    10/29 GDT: Red Wings at Minnesota Wild

    Seriously, what is wrong with the energy level of this team? They look like they just got done playing 20 games in a row. I'm out of shape, can't ice skate, and would probably kill myself trying, but I'd have more energy out there than they did. Are they physically incapable of playing back to back games? Trades won't fix that, but giving their coaching staff a kick in the ass might.
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    10/29 GDT: Red Wings at Minnesota Wild

    I know hockey is a very physically demanding sport, but do we need to start questioning their strength and conditioning coaches? I can't see any reason why athletes as well-conditioned as they are, having such a disturbing lack of energy in back-to-back games. I mean, this is bordering on absurd.
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    10/29 GDT: Red Wings at Minnesota Wild

    Congress. Definitely Congress.
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    10/29 GDT: Red Wings at Minnesota Wild

    Wake up, fellas. You're making millions of dollars to play a game, start acting like it. At this point, beggars can't be choosers. We'll take a win, any way we can get it.
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    10/29 GDT: Red Wings at Minnesota Wild

    There's a difference between saying the team is playing like ass, which I just did, and thinking that because the team is playing like ass, we're screwed. I'm concerned that we're not playing well, but I don't think that what we're seeing now is going to be the whole of the season. That's not being a homer. That's called not overreacting.
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    10/29 GDT: Red Wings at Minnesota Wild

    We need to stop playing like ass.
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    This team screams for a trade

    What's interesting, is that at no point in that post, or any post in this thread, did I say that criticism wasn't allowed. Funny, that. But please, continue asserting opinions I myself have not asserted. It tickles me.
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    This team screams for a trade

    Nah, I wouldn't date anyone I met on a message board. Too creepy.
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    10/29 GDT: Red Wings at Minnesota Wild

    If we lose tonight, I propose Matt shut the site down until the next game, because this place will be unbearable.