Electrophile
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Of course he'll show up. If he doesn't, he'll get called a ***** for not facing the (well-deserved) boos that he always gets.
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Remember, if you do this......you have to hit Gary Bettman, not Sidney Crosby. As much as I would love to see Crosby get smacked in the face with an octopus.
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To whomever decides to do this: If you can't hit in the face, nail him in the junk. A nice slimy wet spot right there will look funny as f***.
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Isn't Bettman embarrassed when he's presenting the Stanley Cup and he's loudly booed in the middle of the joyous celebrations? I would just put the damn thing down and walk away.
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We're starting to run out of words describing how amazing he's been for us in the playoffs this year. Or how he's been most of the season, for that matter.
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I'd cry into a puddle if they give it to him first.
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So what did Sidney Crosby really say to Zetterberg?
Electrophile replied to Coolio Mendez's topic in General
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I'm drinking a 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice in Wild Grape. I won't even blink. For my Wings, I make this sacrifice.
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I'm going to be so nervous Monday night, I won't be able to eat my hot wings. Damn it.
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Ozzie. He saved our asses in the first round and has carried us throughout the playoffs up to where we are now. He should absolutely get it.
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What a glorious, wonderful amazing game. I threw my remote control at the wall during the 5 on 3, I was so certain something horrible was going to happen. And then we won the game and I fainted. WIN MONDAY.
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I love our goaltender. I absolutely ******* love that man.
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Fleury looks like he already sees a lot of rubber, if you get my drift.
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Their fans are stupid. There's your answer.
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What a ******* awesome goal. I see the Wings have shown up finally.....let's get 2 more.
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Someone who lives nearby, go by the Joe and see if the guys are there. Because I don't see them in Pittsburgh.
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Score a ******* goal guys.
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The Red Wings look like s*** tonight. They need to get their act together or else. I figured we'd split in Pittsburgh, but I don't want us to lose tonight because we look like turds in uniforms.
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We need to wait until after the game for that. Don't worry.
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Is Crosby the only player on the ice? I ask because they're talking about him like he's the second coming of Gordie ******* Howe. Someone knee cap this ******.
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I said yesterday I was worried the Wings would sit on their heels and let Pittsburgh crawl back into it, and in the 1st period, that's just what they did. I sincerely hope the 2nd period features a lot more energy and speed.
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We'll get that back. Consider it a "pity f***" goal.
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I really want to win this game badly.
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I just realized that I should stop commenting on the commercials I see, since you're probably not seeing them, and therefore it looks like I'm talking about something weird and disjointed.
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I hate Steve Carell.