Electrophile

You know what this team really needs? Better fans. You know, fans that won't overreact at the drop of a ******* hat. We lost three in a row. That sucks. We should be playing better. Our defense needs to be shored up, our goaltending needs to be tighter. Key players need to start producing. None of those things will happen with a trade. All of those things will happen when players currently on the roster pull their heads out of their butts. We don't need enforcers, goons, instigators, or fighters......we don't need a new goalie, a new coach, or an entirely new top line. What we need is for people to CALM DOWN and stop acting like because we're under-performing in October, we'll be getting swept out of the playoffs come April, if we're lucky enough to even make them. There is more than enough time for the Red Wings to start playing like they did during the first five games, and less like they have during the last three. I'm confident our ship will right itself.

Win or else the servers on this site will crash with the doom and gloom. Matt will be left with nothing but a smoking hull of what was once his glorious website.

I agree. They ******* suck. What a bunch of overpaid turds.

*patiently awaits the mayhem* *grabs popcorn*

I see Penguins fans, and I'm so jealous. I wish we had a team that good. *kicks the ground, looks sad*

Seriously. Don't you see how much this team is ******* garbage? Clown shoes, all of them.

I agree. Maybe a fire sale is what the team needs. I'm thisclose to becoming a Penguins fan. That's a team with real talent.

I thought he wasn't seeing any refs this season.

Maybe if we start going down, the refs will be nicer to us.

I'm really quite ashamed to be a Red Wings fan right now. Maybe we just need to accept that we're just not a very good team and hope we end the year with a .500 record.

We suck. I think it's time to trade some players. Maybe we can get good value on Pavs, Hank, or Nick.

To piss you off. He's earning every penny.

All of you need to calm down. Geez Louise.

TIE GAME, *******!

Wait, I got negged for saying Howard didn't look so good on that goal? It's not like I said he ******* sucks and we should trade him for a used puck bag. Some of you assholes need to lighten up. No wonder a lot of regular posters stay out of the GDTs.

.....and not so great.

Nick Lidstrom IS perfect, I'm convinced of it.

See, that fake Twitter account isn't even really funny, since blind people can type on computers just fine. I can type with my eyes closed and not have a single spelling error. I think the message behind that commercial was if you take a big strong football player and take him out of his uniform and put him a suit, that's comparable to the car being very strong, but elegant looking.

They showed that replay over and over again, and Homer was outside the crease, and Niemi was in it. Homer has every right to be there, and Niemi doesn't want him there, tough s***. That was a good goal. I hope that doesn't end up being a difference maker tonight. Assholes.

That's bulls***. Sorry.

DAMN IT NO GOAL.

PP time.....let's go up 2-0. Give us another, Hank.

AWWW.....baby Howard is so cute.

The stream that frwtv shared is PHENOMENAL tonight.

Dear God please win so we don't have to suffer through another "We need a new _______" thread or "________ should be traded/fired/shot at dawn" thread. Oh, and whatever you do Jimmy, never have another child again until after you retire.