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I hear he personally forced John Boeher to go without tanning for one whole week.

The fact you got -1'd for this shows either people's sarcasm meters need recalibrating, or people are too got damn touchy.

Whether that's game or whether we manage a miraculous comeback, I'm going to enjoy reading all the doom-and-gloom posts when the game is over. After six games, expect high comedy.

Red Wings certainly looking a lot more livelier now, too bad the score doesn't reflect that.

5 on 3 again. SCORE A GOAL.

Do you wanna get smacked?

What we really need is to have one player on the ice at all times with a razor blade hidden in their glove. That way, when we need to accentuate a penalty with a little blood, we can make it happen.

A GOAL! A GOAL!! WE HAVE SCORED A GOAL!!

Oh yeah, a PP. Can we please score? Please?

I don't know who's singing Slip Slidin' Away in this commercial, but it's a very nice version.

I still think the Wings can make a game of this, since I predicted we'd win 4-3, but in order for that to happen, WE NEED TO GET ON THE BOARD.

Yes. Toward the end. They started the period with a lot of energy, but much like a toy whose batteries are dying, they began to get slower and slower and slower. ....and FUDGE.

Another got damn penalty? Geezum crow, guys. Get your s*** together here.

Babs looks pissed. Wait, he always looks like that. I've never seen anyone who looks like they have perpetual indigestion all the time. Apparently he played for the Panthers before he came to the Wings. I did not know that.

Am the only one who thinks it's just a little bit sad that we have to advertise reading and exercise for kids?

I felt like after coming out with a lot of energy, the Wings just died at the end. It wasn't necessarily a matter of the Caps playing better, the Wings just looked sluggish, and the Caps were able to well, capitalize. Bad pun, I know.

What a s***ty period. No more of that, please. More Red Wings goals, less Red Wings suck. Kthnx. It might be smarter to wait until there's 1 minute left with the Wings down two before we call the game. There's 40 minutes left to play, and the Wings are a great team. Relax.

Screenshot of NHL.com talking about Nick's 1500th game: Also, he's the first European-born player to play in 1500 regular season games. For the hell of it, while I maintain my predication of a 4-3 Wings win, I say Captain Perfect here gets a hat trick. Why not.

Since I don't believe in the religious concepts of heaven/hell, I don't feel bad laughing at that. In fact, I'm going to send that gif to several friends of mine who also hate the Pens/Crosby, so they can laugh at it too. As to the subject of the thread, while I think giant bolts of lightening in the top of the arena would look cool in Photoshop, I think it's a little too dangerous to implement in real life. I mean, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen, especially if there's anything remotely near it that could ignite.

Nick's the man, was the man, is the man. We're all better for having watched him play for our team all these years. I look forward to seeing #5 in the rafters, though I hope it's still a few seasons away. FTLA: LOL.

I think it'll be a close game, but we pull it out 4-3.

Beauteous. What would really be funny is if the Coyotes ever play the Jets, and that same screen reads "Winnipeg at Winnipeg."

Red Wings win.....what a great evening. I knew when I saw that Zetterberg t-shirt in the parking lot of the Denny's, it would be a good night for our boys.

I thought the "fake the shot" setup was interesting, but if you do it that many times in a row the other team is bound to figure it out and poke the puck free to clear it. Best to use that one sparingly. Loved the goal from Nick. :siren:

I don't know what the hell Pavs was thinking fighting Corey Perry, but it was certainly entertaining.