Electrophile

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    WCSF Game 2 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Sharks 2

    The only positive I can come up with is the gratitude I feel that we're not losing by more than one goal.
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    WCSF Game 2 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Sharks 2

    We played like s***, and we should be lucky we're only down by one.
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    WCSF Game 2 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Sharks 2

    How about we as a fan base fire you? Now go get your ******* shine box.
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    WCSF Game 2 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Sharks 2

    Do us all a favor and walk west until your hat gets wet.
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    WCSF Game 2 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Sharks 2

    I believe I said "no dicking around." This qualifies as "dicking around." So stop doing it.
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    WCSF Game 2 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Sharks 2

    Win. Just ******* win. No more dicking around, no more half-ass hockey. Play 60 minutes, score more goals than the other team. We did it four times against the Coyotes, we can do it four times against the Sharks.
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    Sports Illustrated article on Datsyuk

    Mark my words, when his career is said and done, he will go down as one of the all-time Red Wings greats. Expect to see a 13 up there along with the #5.
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    Pittsburgh vs. Tampa Bay

    Pardon my language here, but f*** the Penguins. I'm glad they got ousted. Also, because I want to see this gain some steam here, congrats to the Yzerbolts!
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    Photoshop Wait(?): Biding time for Round 2

    If we're going to have any Red Wings-as-Star-Wars-characters Photoshops, we must have Pavs as Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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    Photoshop Wait(?): Biding time for Round 2

    There isn't a single aspect of this Photoshop that isn't horrifically disturbing and borderline sociopathic. Excuse me?
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    Lidstrom nominated for Norris

    As long as Nick is nominated, Nick will win. Anytime he's nominated, it's his to lose, rather than his to win. This year is no exception, IMO. Bring on Orr.
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    WCQF Game 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Coyotes 3

    Considering I was worried that we'd have a hard time making it out of the 1st round, given how we were playing the last half of the regular season, sweeping our 1st round opponent is a very nice surprise. I didn't expect us to play this well, even though I knew we had the talent to pull it off. I thought our injury issues and underperformance problems would get the better of us, even it if wasn't deserved. Never felt so good to be wrong.
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    2011 Round 1 Photoshop War: Phoenix Coyotes

    Women always find brutal mutilation to male genitalia funny. It's in the handbook. Page 8, section 4, paragraph 7, sub-section 1A. What's funny to me is Doan's face superimposed on the dude getting his nuts chomped on, not necessarily that a dude is getting his nuts chomped on by a dobie.
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    Yzerman Finalist for GM of the Year

    Steve's the man. Good on you!
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    WCQF Game 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Coyotes 3

    Everyone who has uttered the S-word in this thread concerning tonight's game should be banned if we lose. Respect the juju, mofos.
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    WCQF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 4 at Coyotes 2

    It's nice waking up to a Wings victory. I had to go to bed earlier than normal last night, so I missed basically the whole game, and I was hoping when I came to the site this morning, there would be a nice big red "3" up there.....and lo and behold, there was! So let's finish these turkeys off early so everyone who's hobbling can get some extra rest.
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    Franzen a game time decision

    Yes, because if there's one thing Johan Franzen is lacking, it's testicular fortitude. I mean, he only came back to play in Saturday's game with 21 stitches in his face, cotton up his nose and no visor, but he's obviously pussying out here. Man up, Mule. You spineless coward.
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    10 Years Ago Today in Wings Hockey

    2001 : paper cut :: 2009 : gaping head wound made with a machete
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    WCQF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 4 at Coyotes 2

    Better late than never, right?
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    Speaking of Playing Through Pain...

    Steve was the man, is the man, was the man. The Red Wings have been fortunate over the years to employ not only some of the best hockey players in the world, but some of the best human beings in the world. We're all better for having watched him play.
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    Zetterberg Injury Update

    Come back soon Hank. The Euro Twins need reuniting.
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    WCQF Game 2 GDT: Coyotes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Which Nick? Because you can't be referring to Nick Lidstrom.
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    WCQF Game 2 GDT: Coyotes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Win, and all that jazz.
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    Datsyuk wins Kharlamov Trophy

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    Zetterberg Injury Update

    I hope to see #40 on the ice as soon as possible.