Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    2/9 GDT: Predators 4 at Red Wings 1

    If I may ask a pointed question, where the hell is everybody?
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    2/9 GDT: Predators 4 at Red Wings 1

    Nice to see the Wings continuing the momentum of the last game.
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    2/9 GDT: Predators 4 at Red Wings 1

    I brought the word yambag to LGW a couple of GDTs ago. Edicius said that if the Wings scored enough goals to win the game, he'd run around outside in the cold, butt naked. So I said just for that, to avoid seeing his yambag flapping in the wind, the Wings wouldn't score anymore goals. And they didn't. Hence a meme was born. Just this past game that we won (thank FSM), the new thing was yambag and the Versus announcers sounding like they were taking their dialog straight from porn movies. You really ought to read through them, they're pretty feckin' hilarious.
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    And he does it again!

    To borrow a witticism from Foghorn Leghorn, Matt Cooke is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
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    2/9 GDT: Predators 4 at Red Wings 1

    If O'Halloran is on the ice tonight, we'll have plenty of reasons to use the word yambag again.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    I think Doc said that earlier in the game.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Umm, I know Avery is a walking Summer's Eve advertisement and all, but if the ref's sense a pattern here.....we're going to get f***ed.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Come on Wings, don't blow this game. You were looking good there for a while.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    We don't score for 7 straight periods, then tack on three tonight. Screw Dubya, Pavs is "The Decider."
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Not boring for me. Damn it, knock it off back there or so help me Hannah, I'm turning this car around. Don't you make me pull this car over.
  11. Electrophile

    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    I knew we hired him for a reason.
  12. Electrophile

    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    You should have gone before we left the house.
  13. Electrophile

    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Girardi? What the hell is the Yankees manager doing at the game?
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Rex Manning? Did you just reference Empire Records? That is beyond cool.
  15. Electrophile

    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Wait, we scored more than one goal? We're allowed to do that?
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    As long as we keep our GAA under 3, I'm happy. Let's win, though.
  17. Electrophile

    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Not another injury.
  18. Electrophile

    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Aww, shucks.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Yeah, so I think that's confirmation they're ripping dialogue from a porn movie. I bet they work the phrase "money shot" somewhere in the 3rd.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    I'm partial to "Lick My Love Pump", myself.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Sorry Kristi. At least I said I thought they were just watching it.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    If he says that, that means he's reading the GDT right now, and if he's reading the GDT right now, that means he's not saying anything borderline-retarded on the air, so on that note, I hope he does.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Are they watching a porno in the booth and just lifting lines of dialogue?
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Dude, there are people who think dinosaurs lived with man, and thus the Flintstones were a documentary. That's how it's still a question.