Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Right there in the booth? I hope they have a sock or a towel or something, I mean.....don't want to stain the suits.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    We have a lot of American-born players. Nick was born in Sweden, Montana.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    I need to get more people using twatwaffle, too.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    That's because he's putting on an affectation, just like Sarah Palin is. No one from either state talks like they do. They're appealing to a certain subset of Americans, and part of the appeal is talking like Junior Samples' understudy on Hee-Haw.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    I could never be more proud of introducing a word to LGW than I am right now.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Ever since Crosby told him it made his ass look great.
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    Forsberg Joins Avalanche

    They could use some, but only if you liberally spike it with Absolut first.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Photoshop a picture of Sidney Crosby taking a dump in the bowl of the Stanley Cup, then wiping his ass with a Red Wings #19 jersey. Tell them every team they play has that picture in their lockerroom and think it's really funny. Maybe then they'll get so pissed off, they'll just go Cujo (the dog, not the goalie) on everyone.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.....7 scoreless periods for the Wings. AH AH AH AH AH"
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    I guess it's all those lively broads behind Babs.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Since I can't watch the game, can someone who is watching give me an idea of how Pavs looks out there?
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    The Wings need to start shotgunning those 5-Hour Energy drinks you see advertised on TV all the time.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    If you had to be a part of this s***show right now, you'd probably be schnockered too.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    I read this as "lively broads", and wondered who let Frank Sinatra in here.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    We still haven't scored yet? I'm about to drop my prediction that we score now that Pavs is back from 20% to 10%.
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    2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    The odds we score a goal tonight? With Pavs back in the lineup, it gets bumped up to 20%.
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    Forsberg Joins Avalanche

    Why not get the whole band back together? LePuke, Floppa, Roy, Ricci, Foote, Sakic (the only player with any class on that team), Deadmarsh, and probably a couple others I'm forgetting.
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    Datsyuk is back

    If he rushes back, we're even more screwed than we are without him. If he's not at 100%, it won't take much for something to go wrong (and let's face it, that's the story of our season thus far) and put us even further behind the 8-ball. I'd rather suffer through games right now to be assured that when he does take the ice, he's totally and completely healed.
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    And he does it again!

    I would never want to see a player do something like that again. The first time was disgusting enough.
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    And he does it again!

    Seriously. Actions on the ice can affect different people differently. Just because the person affected isn't in the hospital in intensive care, it doesn't make the action any less punishable. Maybe the next time this ******* does it, he may end the guy's career. Will the league step in then? Probably not, but it's worth asking.
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    Forsberg Joins Avalanche

    If Claude returns to the Avs, and the Avs play the Penguins when Crosby is back, the amount of douchebag on the ice at one time will be the equivalent of dividing by zero and whatever rink they're playing in will be swallowed up by the earth. So on that note, I'd love it if LePuke came back.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Thank you.
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    Forsberg Joins Avalanche

    Floppa has returned to the Divealanche. The 90s are back! I think I'll put on my NSYNC cd, go watch an episode of Seinfeld, and wonder if Bill Clinton can get re-elected, all the while finishing up my Algebra II - Trig homework.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    I'm really glad you all like the word yambags so much.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    You know commodore, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you want Brad McCrimmon fired.