Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Yeah, unlike our offense, herpes doesn't go away.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    The Red Wings suck. Bold statement yes, but honest.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Eddie O, Doc Emrick, AND Pierre McGuire? I believe a paragraph in the Geneva Conventions specifically outlaws this.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    The Wings are Luca Brasi.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Remember in Titanic when the ship hit the iceberg and sank, killing 1500 people? We're the ship.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Well.......everything except this thread. This has been a great thread.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Did someone replace the Red Wings with the cast of the Bad News Bears?
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    A good woman never forgets the yambags anyway.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    What did T.S. Eliot say? "This is how the world ends: Not with a bang, but a whimper."
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Just drink from the damn bottle at this point.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Yes, welcome to LGW, LadyInRed. We're a great group of people, and I think you'll enjoy hanging with us. Besides, we need more chicks around here. Sometimes it's a real sausage fest.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    ORLY?
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Boy, wouldn't a goal for the Wings right now just look marvelous?
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Like I told someone else, I inherited my grandmother's dirty mouth. I can straight up cuss like a sailor on liberty when I want to/need to. Of course, since the modmins here frown on overindulgence of the bawdy language, I like to get creative to make my point. Glad you enjoyed.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Yes, yes you are. I believe you're under the impression that fans can't criticize and be angry at their team. Allow me to dispel that for you. They can. You're welcome. I will accept personal checks, credit cards, and donations to Greenpeace.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    The thought of seeing your yambag flapping in the wind will cause the Wings to never score again. Good going.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Saying the Red Wings suck right now would be an insult to vacuum cleaners and Vegas hookers.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Hey, can we voice our displeasure against the Wings without equating weakness or incompetence to anything feminine? As a chick, I find that a tad misogynistic.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    You should be embarrassed. Gambling on a hockey game? What next, betting against the house in Uno?
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Not being able to watch the game, but knowing what Vince Gill looks like these days, seeing him in a hockey jersey must be the equivalent of seeing the Goodyear Blimp up close and personal.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Yeah, Vince Gill is looking a shade over linebacker weight these days. Methinks he should put the chicken-fried butter down and go hit the treadmill.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Listen to the radio feed online: http://player.radio.com/player/RadioPlayer.php?version=1.2.10725&station=2108 It's better than nothing, and what I do.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    Are the Red Wings snorting sleeping pills as a pre-game ritual? WAKE THE #$%@ UP, ASSHOLES.
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    2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

    I would just like the Wings to score a goal tonight.
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    Mallkin out with torn ACL/MCL

    I don't feel bad, but I'm not jumping around for joy either. I like watching the Penguins suffer, although I'd prefer if no one were seriously injured in the process. It would make my schadenfreude seem less guilty.