Electrophile

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    1/14 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Blue Jackets 3 (SO)

    I'd love it if we had a nice laugher-type win tonight. The kind where it's 6-0 Wings after the 1st. We haven't had one of those in a while, I don't think.
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    Name Me a Better 2-Way Player Today than Henrik Zetterberg…

    How did we miss this?
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    Mike Milbury is at it again

    I hope we've all learned a valuable lesson from this. Never, ever listen to anything Mike Milbury has to say.
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    Name Me a Better 2-Way Player Today than Henrik Zetterberg…

    I don't want Hank on his team, if you catch my drift.
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    Crosby Out with Mild Concussion

    I just spit out my Diet Dr. Pepper.
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    2011 All-Star Rosters Game rosters named

    HE ISN'T???!!!!!????
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    Red Wings asked NHL not to pick Zetterberg for all star game

    It doesn't work with us regla folk. Besides, I doubt you're ugly.
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    Name Me a Better 2-Way Player Today than Henrik Zetterberg…

    See, part of the problem is you reading the HFBoards to start with. That's like the 4chan of hockey. Wait, I take that back. It's the /b/ of hockey.
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    Red Wings asked NHL not to pick Zetterberg for all star game

    This is true. I think we need to devise a scale or a weighted measure of some kind, whereby we determine the likelihood of X woman having anything to do with Y man, were he not a semi-famous athlete with some scratch to his name. For example, the uglier the guy and the hotter the girl, the less likely she would be to seen with him, if he weren't rich. We'll call it the Ric Ocasek Scale. Not necessarily impugning their marriage, just that have you see Ric Ocasek? Yikes.
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    Name Me a Better 2-Way Player Today than Henrik Zetterberg…

    That sounds good. Tell us more.
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    2011 All-Star Rosters Game rosters named

    Time for one of Nick's kids to get strep throat and "give" it to their dad.
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    Red Wings asked NHL not to pick Zetterberg for all star game

    In a perfect world, no Red Wings would go, because they'd all decline. The All-Star Game is a joke, has been for years, and I'd rather the guys on my team spend those few days resting and healing up and getting their s*** together for the 2nd half of the season, than playing in some stupid, meaningless game. Besides, if I want to watch the league's best players play hockey, I'll turn on a Red Wings game.
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    Osgood Out 6-8 Weeks

    "The only good luck many great men ever had was being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck." -- Channing Pollock
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    1/8 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1 (SO)

    What on earth for?
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    1/8 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1 (SO)

    When I go to http://cbssports.com/nhl to watch the GameCenter for this game, why is Crosby and that molester 'stache of his on the front page? He's not playing. He's injured. He's a non-factor in any Pens game until he comes back. They couldn't have found someone's mug to stick up there?
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    1/8 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1 (SO)

    Really? We needed to go there? Good grief.
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    1/8 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1 (SO)

    Basketball is boring, at least to me. Same with football. I never got into either sport.
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    Crosby Out with Mild Concussion

    And here I was hoping Steckel's hit might have knocked some sense into him. I don't think in all the years I've been watching hockey, I've seen such an entitled, whiny, pusillanimous individual as Sidney Crosby. It really and truly boggles my mind.
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    Stuart out 6-8 weeks with broken jaw

    I've always advocated punishments like that for really out-of-line injuries/hits like what happened to Stuart. The league needs to start cracking down on head shots.
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    1/7 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Flames 4 (SO)

    Goals that tie the game are good.
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    Crosby Out with Mild Concussion

    Steve was the man, is the man, was the man. He played in the '02 SCF on half a leg. One knee was s*** and the other was about to go too. I still remember when he took that puck to the face though, because he'd get injured sometimes and you never saw him react to it violently. He would just get off the ice and that was that. This downed him like a felled tree and watching him writhe around and kick on the ice like that was disturbing.
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    Crosby Out with Mild Concussion

    This needs way more than twelve +1's.
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    Crosby Out with Mild Concussion

    This just in: Sidney Crosby blinked a few seconds ago. He's expected to blink again sometime in the near future. Film at 11.
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    1/7 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Flames 4 (SO)

    Never, never, EVER mention the S word. That's like mentioning that a pitcher is throwing a perfect game while the guy is on the mound. Bad form.
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    Crosby Out with Mild Concussion

    I'm all broken up about it. Really. I laughed way too hard at this.