Electrophile

From now on, I'm just going to call a hat trick before the game and that way when it happens, I'll look clairvoyant.

I'd like to see the Wings score a couple quick goals in the 3rd, to set the tone and take the crowd out of it.

See what happens when I go to walk my dog? Everyone say "thank you, Theodore" (that's the name of my dog).

Throbbing is one of those words, much like moist, that never not sounds dirty.

That's it, blame the wife.

That was awful, Kevin.

I see Hudler wants to take donfishmaster up on that 2-for-1 hooker special after the game.

I hope Hank plays. One of these nights he's going to get a hat trick when I call one.

Not counting the booze?

Karen, you're an awesome lady.......but I just can't do that. It's like rooting for the Red Sox -- it's against my nature.

When I read titanium's post, "What About Love" popped into my head.

Scene -- Brian Rafalski's hotel room, two hours before puck drop Brian: What to do, what to do.....I'm kind of bored, and I watched all the porn available here at the hotel. I know, I'll log on to LetsGoWings and see what the fans are saying! *Brian logs on LGW, looks around board, logs off* Brian: Boy, that mindfly sure doesn't like me. I wonder how I can get back at him. I know, I'll injure myself purposefully before the game, so that he'll have something kvetch about! He'll be so confused between liking me for getting injured and hating me for getting injured, his head will explode! I love it! Now.....how to do it so it doesn't look like I did it on purpose. Hmmmm..... *looks around room, sees big table in corner* Brian: I know! I try and lift that table and hurt my back! I'll just tell Babs I thought I saw a rat and wanted to squish it with the table leg. That's manly sounding, I think. *lifts table, throws out back* Brian: Success!! Ouch. This one is for you, mindfly! Damn it..... End scene.

Yes. I can't see Malts, Drapes or Darren getting their numbers retired, not even Cheli, Shanny or Probert, but I can see Ozzie's number getting retired.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" aka Hanlon's razor.

Nothing anyone says to anyone on the boards is between them "alone". That's what PMs are for. Maybe I was tired of trying to weed through your Internet dick measuring contest with CaliWingsFan to get to all the other posts in this thread that aren't two grown men calling each other assholes.

You're right. It doesn't. It doesn't concern anyone else, either. Now, how about that Chris Osgood, huh? 400 wins sure is something.

Patrick Roy's last game as a Canadien style? That might do it. So you'd like to see the Wings throw a game? Because that's the only way your response makes any sense in relation to the post you quoted.

Okay boys, put your wieners back in your shorts, please.

Actually, I'd just start laughing. It's a hockey game -- refs are going to blow calls. Just line in baseball an ump will blow a call, in basketball a ref will blow a call, and in football a ref will blow a call. It's what happens when you leave this up to humans, not robots. Does it suck? Sure, especially when that blown call might cost you the game. Does it mean anything in the grand scheme of things? Nope.

To piss you off. He knows how annoyingly negative you are about everything and everyone, and decided to give you another thing to ***** and whine about. It clearly worked.

My feeling on this is two-fold. One, Devorksi shouldn't have done it, if he in fact, did do it. It's just unprofessional. Two, if he did do it.............why would the fans get all butthurt about it? Get over it.

mindfly can't say anything nice about anyone on this team, at any time. It doesn't matter how we win, whether convincingly or a squeaker, he's got to s*** on someone for something. It's like clockwork. It's aggravating.

Can you maybe just maybe turn the Ozzy malaise off for a night? He just stopped 46 shots and won his 400th career game. A cease fire is in order, here.

At least it wasn't mindfly.

Ozzie's the ******* man and I don't care if you call me an Osgood "slappy" for saying that.