Electrophile

IMPROBABLE VERVE?

So then the sky is not falling? I'll put away the umbrella.

Of course. I don't think she has that in her anyway, as annoyed with them as she can get. She's a good egg.

Don't give her any ideas about shooting people at work, even if it's with a Nerf gun. She'd probably switch the Nerf bullets or whatever for buckshot.

I think you have me confused with a bridge jumper.

We'll kill this. I hope.

Maybe the fans need to chip in and open their wallets.

Forgive me if this has been brought up before, but Mr. He Who Shall Not Be Named is on the front page of CBS Sports's NHL page --> http://www.cbssports.com/nhl What's with the Chester the Molester 'stache? It looks like s*** and I'd say that no matter what guy was sporting it, so please don't accuse me of hating it just because he's the one with it.

I'm no longer shocked by the depravity of humanity.

Crosby did something borderline-to-actually cheap and s***ty? You don't say. I'm gobsmacked, twitterpated, flummoxed and flabbergasted at this news. Hold on while I find a wall to lean on, lest I become overcome by the vapors and pass out.

Our lead over Dallas is about .3. Dallas's lead over #13 is about .2. Again, that's not massive. All it takes is a short losing streak and we're in the middle of the conference, not leading it. A massive lead would be something along the order of 2.3 v. 1.3.

1.5 v. 1.2 = massive?

Ouch. I hope he has a speedy recovery.

My grandmother, before she got sick, had one of the foulest mouths you've ever heard on an old lady. That's one thing I inherited from her. I'm sure she was whispering in his ear "You suck, you filthy bastard. You suck, your mother sucks and everyone that looks like your mother sucks."

Yay, Wings win! I'd like to think my grammy had something to do with it.

LOL!

You know how I know you're not a guy?

Come on Wings......get that goal back!

Whoa, Columbus has a BJ zone? They're pretty damn permissive in Ohio!

We're winning and I'm happy. It's making the day feel less like s***. Let's score a few more goals for insurance's sake.

My grandmother died today, so if the Wings could win to lift my spirits, that would be swell. A Hank hat trick would be even more swell.

I hate the Penguins. I dislike the Ducks. In the 90s, I hated the Avalanche. The other teams? They get a "meh" from me. I don't really care either way.

This is one of the most embarrassing posts I've ever seen on this board, and I've been here 2 1/2 years. I've seen trolls whose only purpose here is to post "LOL RED WINGS SUX!!!! DEAD THINGS!! LOLOLOLOL!!!11" spout less embarrassing things than that post. We get it. You're attached to Crosby's nuts. You think the sun shines out of his ass, his s*** smells like roses and when he smiles, you say "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is Crosby, and he is the sun." I'm convinced he could go on a tri-state murdering spree, kill 34 people including infants, war widows and puppies and you'd still say that Wings fans were jealous we didn't have a puppy-murderer on our team who can kill puppies like he can. Just please.

Hey ChicagoMan.......you're an embarrassment to us Chicagoans. Stop it. Thanks.