Electrophile

I would love a repeat of that season, complete with a beat down of Crosby and the Penguins.

Allow me to say, the Wings are a damn good team this year. Much better than last season, that's for sure.

Nick Lidstrom is Christ-like.

This may be a dumb/rhetorical question, but are there really people who believe the NHL brass is above reproach and beyond criticism? Good God, this is really embarrassing.

I don't care if we deserved to win the game or not. We won, that's all the counts. 7-3 is a fabulous score.

Gift goals are just as fabulous as ones we score ourselves. Who won't take it? Now let's score some more and rack up a nice big lead.

How does a person advance beyond the 4th or 5th grade and not know the difference between "your" and "you're"? As for the profanity, I have saltier language than he does, but I at least understand the right and wrong times to use it. A good, well-timed f-bomb can be just what the doctor ordered, but not in a professional setting. Come on.

*whistles nonchalantly*

I don't give my liver to married men. At least not without some diamonds first. I mean, what kind of girl do you think I am?

You've drank enough for one evening.

Well, it's never been used and is show-room new........ .......or is "liver" a euphemism for something?

I think Edi liver is no longer with us. RIP Edi's liver

Let's not promote alcohol poisoning, now. Drink responsibly.

I hope so! Drunk Edi is funny Edi and if this is going to be a blowout, we'll need the entertainment.

Anymore beers and you might call the goalie a syphilis-infected chainsaw.

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a great 1st period it's been so far! Let's go for about 4 more.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I predict a big Wings victory tonight. I don't know, I think we're going to score something like 5 or 6 goals.

Nope.

Lots of four letter words, that's what I think of this. As much as I hate Bud Selig (and boy do I hate him) I ABSOLUTELY 100% DO NOT WANT GARY BETTMAN IN CHARGE OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL OR OTHERWISE EMPLOYED BY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN ANY FACSIMILE OR FASHION. Just no. No, no, no, no. Let's see......someone with the screen name "Scrosby87" calling posters here idiots. Yup, that'll go over well. If you think we're idiots, feel free to find someplace else to piss in the wind.

Nick is a gentleman, always has been. Same as Steve was. They can be fiery and loud on the ice, but during interviews or other things like that, they are the exact opposite. There's a lot of guys on the team for whom you can say that.

If anyone hurts Pavs, that's grounds for that person getting their stick shoved up their butt sideways.

I hate late games. It invariably happens that when the Wings play on the West coast or have a 10pm start, I have to get up early the next day.

Kieth Ledger? That's sarcasm, right? At least it better be.

Why do people assume hate = jealousy? He's a talented player? We have plenty of those on our team. He has an Olympic medal? So do quite a few players on our team. He has a Stanley Cup? We have more than few who have more than one. So I don't get the jealousy bit. He's a douchey ******* and I hate douchey assholes. Has nothing to do with talent or gold medals or Stanley Cups or money or whatever else.