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IAWTC. I've seen the Batman movies starring Christian Bale and I'd put him at #2. No one else aside from the two of them have played the part anywhere near as well.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick, and sooner or later he's going to get one when I call it. Keep steamrolling, Wings.

Is that a new guy? I don't know if I'd want an unknown with Hank.

My sarcasm meter is pinging..............

$25 and some quarters......you'll be big pimpin' with that kind of cash.

Just in response to the person who wants to see Pavs fight Crosby......how about hell no. I don't want Pavs putting his bare hands on that guy. The almost palpable amount of ****** that oozes off of him may rub off on Pavs and turn him into the Russian version of The Situation from Jersey Shore.

I've got $5 in my wallet and some quarters in a jar on my dresser. I'll give it to the first person who tracks Crosby down and hits him in the face with a pie. Any pie will do, I'm not picky. The pie must have buckshot in it, though. Something to really give it some oomph when it smacks into his face. An extra quarter will be given to the person who in place of buckshot uses a live grenade. The quarter of course will be for the customary one phone call from jail.

My internet freakin' sucks tonight! It goes out, comes back on, goes out, comes back on, goes out......you get the picture. Can't listen to more than 5 minutes of the game at a time before the dang connection disappears. TimeWarner, you shall rue the day.

Missed the first period, but am glad to see that the Wings played well and are currently winning. Let's increase that lead in the 2nd.

Don VanMassenvoven? Gee, I thought my last name was long.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick because eventually he's going to get one when I call it and I'll look clairvoyant.

What happened? Did Niskanen take Sid's My Little Pony and not give it back?

Split up Pavs and Hank? Might as well start engraving their names on the Cup now. There's no way we can lose!

I want a picture with Hank and Pavs.

I would expect no less from this team. That's just how we roll. When other people ask why I'm a fan of the Red Wings, seeing as I'm not from Detroit, one of the things I point out is stuff like this. It may sound corny, but they actually give a s***. You know, like when Orange Hat Guy died and they painted his seat orange and draped a hat over it, or when Ilitch goes out of his way to give the older players who never got Cup rings a ring for the championship(s) they won with the Wings way back when.....stuff like that. I hope your brother has a speedy recovery and then stays in remission.

I hope you're comfy, you'll be waiting a while.

WHO WAS PHONE?!

Monarchs are my favorite kind of butterfly. They're so pretty. Wait, that is what we're talking about, right?

Bless you.

Ozzie's lazy and he sucks.

I don't believe in constructive endeavors during commercial breaks.

If you're going to shoot Ozzie in the huevos, you're angrier at him than I thought.

Seriously, we should just shoot him. He's like Old Yeller at the end.

Cue up the Ozzie sucks thread..............

MOAR GAOLZ PLZ.