Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    "Why I hate this obnoxious hockey team"

    "Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of /b/."
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    "Why I hate this obnoxious hockey team"

    I would have zero problems with that association.
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    Are hockey hits harder than football hits?

    I wasn't aware that a) anyone was standing up for me and b) that I needed someone to stand up for me. I got my big girl panties on, I can handle myself.
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    Are hockey hits harder than football hits?

    Well then maybe you shouldn't post here anymore if the people who do post here are beneath you in intelligence about the game. I wouldn't want you to feel like you're slumming it.
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    Are hockey hits harder than football hits?

    I wasn't aware that Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco (what a douchebag name) had enough working knowledge of hockey fundamentals to wax philosophic about them. Interesting. Up next, Pavel Datsyuk on why the tuck rule singlehandedly gave the Patriots a championship.
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    Cheerleaders for Canadian NHL team a first

    Cheerleaders are for basketball and football. I'm not against cheerleading at all, most of my friends in school were cheerleaders or on the pom squad and so was my sister when she was in high school. What they do is very physically demanding, especially when you start incorporating gymnastics in the routines -- I sure as hell can't do it. That said, football/basketball stadiums have sidelines or end zones or areas where the girls can be so they can dance and shake their **** without killing themselves or being in the way of the players. Any hockey game I've ever been to, there's barely enough room for benches and penalty boxes, much less designated pom-pom areas. It just seems gimmicky and hokey in relation to hockey or even baseball.
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    Zetterberg Slowing Down?

    Ah, but overreacting is something people do here very well.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Dude, you're in New Jersey. That's a different planet.
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    Zetterberg Slowing Down?

    I think what needs to happen is threads like this for every player. We're guaranteed the Cup then.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Great teams find a way to win s***ty games.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Now that is what we call a clutch goal. The equivalent of a walk-off HR.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    PAVS!!!!!!!!!!!! GOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    No, that's more of a warm, cramping feeling. TMYK. We really need to either win in regulation or OT because if it goes to a shoot-out, just pencil us in for a loss.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Be a man. At least eat Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Seriously.......I didn't predict it, so maybe now it'll happen.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Chocolate Fudge Brownie or GTFO.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Let's go back to talking about whether Crosby pees standing up or sitting down, then.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Hank you sexy bastard, get another one.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Thank you, thank you very much.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    How could he piss on the toilet seat sitting down?
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Yeah, but when they retire they'll make a ton of money in the male prostitution market.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    No one hates Crosby more than you do. I'm pretty sure we'll find out one day you found him ******* your dog while simultaneously eating the last piece of cake and not replacing the toilet roll in your bathroom....right after drinking all the milk from the carton and then putting it back in the fridge.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Some days it's just not worth it to gnaw though the leather straps.
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Brandon Inge is playing hockey?!
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    10/23 GDT: Ducks 4 at Red Wings 5

    Like hell. You love me. Admit it.