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GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! :siren:

That's what SHE said! Am I right? I crack myself up.

Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco. His name used to be Chad Johnson, but he changed his last name legally to Ochocinco since his number is 85. They are both tremendous douchebags. The make the Jersey Shore morons look like Franciscan monks. I don't even watch football and I know that -- what's up?

What is up with DMac's hair? Cut it, for the love of God. Although the suit looks good.

The Wings need to get their s*** together -- they're starting to look like old people doing the mattress mambo: slow and sloppy.

Fudgecicles.

That's why we have one of the best, if not the best, organizations in the NHL.

Tell us about how you used to tie an onion to your belt, because that was the style.

The f***? We're not fighters. Stop it, you're embarrassing yourself and us.

Want me to get your walker, grandpa?

I feel that. BTW, it looked like Nick was strangling that guy. The BK commercials suck ass.

Avs to the PP......KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE. NUCLEAR FIRE FROM SPACE.

I'm gonna miss Malts -- good guy and great player.

Penguins dynasty commercial? There isn't a puking smiley big enough for that.

Alright Mule!

No, it was more a general comment -- I wasn't making reference to any person in particular.

I hate when people make things political when there's no need for it. This has nothing to do with Jesus, Republicans, Democrats, Obama, right-wing, left-wing or anything else ridiculous like that. There's a code of conduct that all NHL players have to abide by, and making oral sex gestures toward someone else on the ice violates that code of conduct. It's as simple as that. You may personally find it funny, you may personally find it un-funny. Doesn't matter. If I did that at my job, I would be fired, as would just about everyone else here.....if not severely reprimanded by our higher-ups. So why should an athlete expect to be treated any differently? I guarantee that if Derek Jeter or Albert Pujols did something like that on the field toward an ump or another player, they'd be thrown out of the game, suspended AND fined. If Bud Selig can get it, so can you.

Sad to see him go, but thanks for the memories, Malts. Have a great retirement and enjoy your free time with your family.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick, this isn't new to you. Let's kick some ass.

Excellent! I like Babs and he's a great coach, so this is great news.

That is one of the ugliest sports jerseys I've ever seen. We're the Red Wings. There's no room for blue there.

2 games into the season and someone is already freakin' out? I guess because the Wings are 2-0, we should start planning the parade route. Jesus, people. Wait until next March or April to start crapping your pants.

LGW is a better place now than it was before he graced us with his presence.

What dubbed up vocabulary? If he used words you don't understand, don't blame him.....go read a dictionary.