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How about...

I am NOT a Pen-Goons fan. But, what else do you expect Cindy to say? "Gee, they really handed us our asses tonight and we folded under the pressure in the beginning of the third period and then panicked at the end of the game. That Zetterberg sure is an awesome player for kicking my ass!" Cindy and Michelle are rationalizing their team's subpar play in the face of enormous odds from a hungry Wings team. Of course he's going to skip everything negative to the 'Goons and everything positive from the Wings in a flippant manner or act like it's no big thing because he is the captain of the team and he's under a lot of pressure to play better than he is. He has to downplay the obvious for his team's sake. Cindy and the rest of the 'Goons will learn....especially after tomorrow night (or soon) when Babs and the rest of the Wing's are dancing around the rink with the Cup hoisted over their heads. Let the Pen-goons and their fans talk (or blow it all off) all they want. I bet Babs smiles quietly to himself...his players (who are not immature enough to need to be told) knoe to just compliment the losing team...tell the press what a great team/player the other side is...whoever it is...and march on. Thank God our Wings are a team of professionals...they let their actions do that talking.

Awesome! Bwahaha!

Found this in a Penguins blog...too cute for a real hockey team... Enhanced the little booger to a more fitting example - albeit a bit more graphic (no pun intended).