Jake Ryan

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  1. Jake Ryan

    New Trophies You'd Like To See

    Bobby Orr Trophy - Best Offensive Defenseman - Awarded to the defenseman with the most points at the end of the year Nick Lidstrom Trophy - Best Defensive Defenseman - Awarded by vote of NHL players Norris Trophy - Best All-Around Defenseman - Awarded by vote of Professional Hockey Writers Association I think this would be a good way to separate the B.S. "Rob Blake" and "Brian Leech" wins from rest. Nick Lidstrom should be in the running for his 9th or 10th Norris Trophy this year, but the lack of an award for the game's top offensive defenseman has taken away a few that he should have won in the past. Thoughts on this or any other trophies you'd like to see?
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    Freezing the foot...?

    Gilchrist / ???
  3. Jake Ryan

    We're halfway there - Playoff Beard Update!

    these are some nice beards. Cleary's is still tops.
  4. Jake Ryan

    Words that need to be banned from Hockey Vocabulary

    At least he's not crying all over the place like Thieren.
  5. Jake Ryan

    Anyone want a laugh?

    Those chicks need to get laid.
  6. Jake Ryan

    New Trophies You'd Like To See

    And the DB Trophy goes to, (drumroll), Sidney Crosby! Congratulations on your 7th straight win!
  7. Jake Ryan

    Freezing the foot...?

    I have to get those shots regularly in my biceps because I'm so ripped. They freeze my guns so I don't hurt anyone.
  8. Jake Ryan

    New Trophies You'd Like To See

    Ok, I stated the Nick Lidstrom award incorrectly, I think. My main point was that it was an award that the PLAYERS voted on. Like the Pearson award, but for defensemen. So scratch the definition of the Nick Lidstrom award I gave first and replace it with "Best Defenseman, as voted on by the players". Better?
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    How long has this playoff run been?

    Yah, the NHL should shorten the playoffs. It shouldn't be about who can stay healthy the longest, and that's what seems to be a huge factor every playoffs. Do it like the NFL. Rd. 1, Best of 3 Sharks- bye Wings - bye Vancouver vs. St. Louis Chicago vs. Calgary Rd. 2, Best of 5 Sharks vs. Chicago Wings vs. Vancouver Rd. 3, Best of 7 Wings vs. Chicago Rd. 4, Best of 7 Wings vs. Penguins
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    Malkn for Conn Smythe

    I'm happy with Malkin winning EVERY other award besides the Stanley Cup. He could clean sweep all the individual awards, so long as the Wings win the TEAM award.
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    Words that need to be banned from Hockey Vocabulary

    I wish I could just let it rub off, but I know this chick who claims to be the most die-hard Red Wings fan on the planet, and she says his name "Lindstrom". After watching the team for 10 years, going to 5-10 games a year, and meeting up with lots of other Red Wings fans, she still says it "Lindstrom". Like nails on a chalkboard to me.
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    Words that need to be banned from Hockey Vocabulary

    One thing that would make me happy is if all Red Wings fans knew how to say "Lidstrom". I cannot stand when people pronounce his name "Lindstrom". If he were a minor league prospect, it would still bother me. But he's on the ice half the game and the announcers say his name 50 ***** times a game. Some of the most die-hard fans still say his name "Lindstrom", and it drives me insane. Nick LIDstrom. Say it with me. The LID goes on top of the can. The LID is used to keep the vegetables fresh. The LIND does not exist. Now say "Strom" like strumming a guitar. "Strom" "Strom" Strom". "LID" now "Strom" "LIDstrom". Lidstrom
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    Crosby is Jealous of Zetterberg

    Cool! I'm a sales manager for a company that sells seismic bracing. Our engineers aren't sexy either, but the stuff they do is pretty freaking cool when you learn about it.
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    Crosby is Jealous of Zetterberg

    Ok, now I'm curious. What do you do?
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    Why can't anyone simply state this?

    I agree with this post. The Wings probably could win without Datsyuk in the line-up. But I do think the series would be over right now if we had him for the full 5 games.
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    Which would you rather see?

    Even after 4 lines of blow, .5 grams of heroine, 1/16 of marijuana, and a 12 pack of Natural Ice, I still wouldn't EVER want the Wings to lose. I want them to win EVERY game and WIN BIG. Pulling for them to throw a game at any time is something Bettman would do.
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    Just another reason wings fans

    WHY ARE RED WINGS FANS STOOPING TO THIS LEVEL IN THE FIRST PLACE?
  18. Jake Ryan

    When Pavel Met Evgeni--The turning point of the series

    I think the Wings could have won without Pavel, but I'm sure glad he's back.
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  20. Jake Ryan

    Freezing the foot...?

    wish hockey injuries were like soccer injuries. You just get the trainer to come out and spray the can of magic spray on it and wallah, back in buisiness.
  21. Jake Ryan

    You are now a GM! Make your roster (Cap Calculator)

    You must not realize how awesome getting paid 6 million a year to play defense with NICK ***** LIDSTROM is!!!!!!! I mean, I can't think of a better job in professional sports.
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    You are now a GM! Make your roster (Cap Calculator)

    FORWARDS Pavel Datsyuk $6,700,000 Henrik Zetterberg $6,083,333 Marian Hossa $6,000,000 Johan Franzen $3,954,545 Valtteri Filppula $3,000,000 Daniel Cleary $2,800,000 Jiri Hudler $2,000,000 Kris Draper $1,583,333 Mikael Samuelsson $1,250,000 Ville Leino $1,000,000 Kirk Maltby $883,333 Justin Abdelkader $850,000 Mattias Ritola $767,500 Darren Helm $599,444 DEFENSEMEN Nicklas Lidstrom $7,450,000 Brad Stuart $3,750,000 Niklas Kronwall $3,000,000 Jonathan Ericsson $900,000 Jakub Kindl $821,666 Brett Lebda $650,000 Derek Meech $483,333 GOALTENDERS Chris Osgood $1,416,666 Jimmy Howard $716,666 BUYOUTS ETC. NONE CAPGEEK.COM TOTALS ROSTER SIZE 23 BONUS MONEY (0% of cap) $0 SALARY CAP $56,700,000 PAYROLL $56,659,819 CAP ROOM $40,181
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    Is Datsyuk a one of a kind?

    dat's sick is absolutely correct. Pavel is the best. Look at all the award nominations. Look at any stat you want. Datsyuk is ONE OF A KIND.
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    Hossa Mojo for game 6

    Thanks! I made it myself. I couldn't believe I it. I suck at photoshop, and it turned out ok. It's true too!!!
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    Is Datsyuk a one of a kind?

    Yes. No other player plays at Datsyuk's level as far as hand-foot-eye coordination goes. Zetterberg plays a quicker game and might be harder to knock off his skates, but he doesn't even have the one on one ability Datsyuk does.