Jake Ryan

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  1. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    LOST-BDA.
  2. Jake Ryan

    Death threat to Ovechkin being investigated

    Don't FK with me. Or I might just have to give you a negative smiley!
  3. Jake Ryan

    Don't hassle the Hoss!

    I have been bagging on Holmstrom and sometimes Babcock for not demoting Holmstrom, but I didn't believe for ONE second that Hossa's lack of success was due to Pavel Datsyuk or Marian Hossa. Holmstrom is OUT OF PLACE out there 5 on 5. It's that simple. Play any two forwards 2 on 3, and it doesn't matter who they are, Gretzky and Lemieux in their primes, and they're going to get shut down. Holmstrom puts his 2 linemates on a penalty kill. Simple as that.
  4. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    PLEASE. 2 Goal Lead. PLEASE.
  5. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    You try playing with Maltby and Kopecky. Half the time when Helm gets to the puck, his linemates haven't even crossed the blue line yet. Come on, man. He needs some linemates or he's going to be a one man wrecking ball his whole career instead of a great 2 way player.
  6. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    A true Red Wing fan. If I have ONE pet peeve, it's a Red Wings fan not knowing that the player who has been the best player on the team for 15 straight years and the current captain's name is LIDSTROM. UGG
  7. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    "Remember that guy, Bob Probert? Man, did he do a lot of drugs." (other versus announcer) "Yah, but he's the kind of guy you wanted around YOUR OWN kids."
  8. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Wings are crashing the NET. Thank You, Babcock. Dave Lewis would have just done a mustache tweek.
  9. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    YES. I wish there was a button you could hit on your remote that says "MY DICK WORKS". And when you clicked this button, the Flomax commericals stopped. The Cialis commericals stopped. The Aggetative Colitis commericals stopped. etc." How old do they think the average hockey fan is? 65? WTF?
  10. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Next goal wins the series? I'm saying YES.
  11. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Check out where the Ref was that play.
  12. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Holmstrom LATE getting back.
  13. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Thank GOD we have Zetterberg. That guy is so fricking AWESOME. Say what you want about the MULE, about Hossa, about Pasha. Hank is the real deal.
  14. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Total mistake there. Kopecky?
  15. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Not if Cleary is on the ZDC line. Zetterberg-Datsyuk-Cleary, Hossa-Filppula-Franzen. I'm satisfied with that. If Holmstrom is in the top 6, then yes. Get Holmstrom's SLOW, OLD butt on the bench and use him when we get on the PP. It's silly to have him stumbling around out there 5 on 5. No value.
  16. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Why won't Babcock give Helm a chance to play with some skill guys? This is pissing me off. Helm probably skates 3 miles worth of ice every shift. Get Hank and Pasha on HIS line! ZDHelm.
  17. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    THANK YOU, LORD. ONE other person on these boards without their HOMER GLASSES on can see this. God forbid anyone say that Holmstrom is a power play specialist for the most part. "NO, NO, NO. ZDH. ZDH, man. ZDH." What they need is KDH - on the 4th line.
  18. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    GODDAMN PRESIDENT!
  19. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    I swear, it's Holmstrom that's changed this game around. Falling on his butt at the blueline for no reason completely changed the momentum. I hope all the Homer Lovers are watching this game and realize who the real MULES are on the Red Wings. Go Mule. Go Wings!!!!!
  20. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Ok, Hossa. Hiller's 50 for 50 against you when you shoot to his glove. Are you seriously trying to wear out the strings in his catching mitt???
  21. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Hossa to the glove.
  22. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    How about Lebda's ability to shoot through defensemen. He's great at that!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha
  23. Jake Ryan

    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    HEY!!!! A SHOT SOMEWHERE ELSE BESIDES THE GLOVE AND CHEST. AMAZING.
  24. Jake Ryan

    Do you want Rafalski back?

    Word. That's all I'm saying. You didn't need to call me a doofus!
  25. Jake Ryan

    Death threat to Ovechkin being investigated

    I hear what you are saying. You're making a good point. I just know that the police would have to investigate a million death threats a day if they were to track everytime someone threatened to kill someone online in a message forum or chat room. I've gotten those threats plenty of times. Some guy once told me he wanted to meet up with me and fight me!!! I gave him my address (as stupid as that was), and the guy never showed. I haven't been in a fight since 4th grade, and I was so fricking scared when that happened. But I was kind of holding onto my stupid pride like that guy in the other thread and didn't want to back down. Oh well. I can understand your side of it too.