Zion

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  1. Zion

    Chelios turned down NHL offer to stay in AHL

    I'd love to see him play... will have to catch a Wolves game while I'm in Great Lakes, IL for school.
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    12/11 GDT: Ducks 2 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    Just. Win.
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    New Arena?

    1) Yes. 2) Definitely. 3) Sadly, yes. 4) Never. When Bud retires, I want to hear a recorded "Last minute of play in this period". New guy is not impressive. 5) Amen.
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    Cleary out 4 weeks

    No s***. Jackman should be dead. Morr goonz1!!!one!!!eleven!
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    Dan Cleary Suffers Upper Body Injury

    Why is Jackman still breathing? We need an enforcer...
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    12/9 GDT: Blues 1 at Red Wings 0

    Die Jackman Die.
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    Carcillo Suspension

    Too easy. I'll leave this one alone.
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    Crow-lmstrom

    Good game, Homer. You've earned a donut. Mmmmmmmmmmm, donuts... is there anything they can't do?
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    Carcillo Suspension

    Malkin beat up Zetterberg, Semin-style. That makes him a hero in Gary Bettman's eyes (see World of Warcraft "Hero Class"), so he cannot be suspended. See flow chart.
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    Carcillo Suspension

    f*** Carcillo. I'm just fine with this suspension. Throw Pronger a few games while we're at it...
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    12/5 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Devils 4 (SO)

    Williams scores!
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    12/5 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Devils 4 (SO)

    Puck Farise!!!
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    12/3 GDT: Oilers 4 at Red Wings 1

    Ericsson with the Gordie Howe Hat Trick, and then has his career ended by Moreau in a botched fight.
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    Wings RBK Jersey from China

    DO THEY HAVE ANY WHITE WINGS PRACTICE JERSEYS??? Awww... horses***! You are not allowed to use that image extension on this board. A valid format is: http://www.domain.com/picture.gif, an invalid format is: http://www.domain.com/picture.one.gif
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    Going to Wings/Devils game

    R.I.P. Seriously, though. Be more Hudler than May, and you'll be just fine. The Devils owned us, and they will let you know that. They are the only team even close to the Winged Wheel Dynasty, so good luck not getting stomped on after the game by 5 dudes.
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    12/3 GDT: Oilers 4 at Red Wings 1

    Fug Stortini. I hate the Oilers. They have some real pieces of s***e on their team. Is that fugging idiot Souray playing tonight? Did I mention I hate these pieces of inbred s***e?
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    May to Datsyuk: You're gunna get it!

    Unless he's been celebrating since June 2008, how else can you explain Lebda's play?
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    Kane,Toews and Keith re-signed

    It's "mouf".
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    May to Datsyuk: You're gunna get it!

    R.I.P. Pavel. I guess that's what we get for signing May: an uncontrollable locker room cancer who does nothing for the community and brings nothing to the team, other than in-fighting and pressuring our young players to do drugs.
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    11/28 GDT: Red Wings 4 at Blues 3 (SO)

    Wow... Bertuzzi is just awful.
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    11/28 GDT: Red Wings 4 at Blues 3 (SO)

    Well that's something to shoot for! I want to see the following members fight tonight: - May (preferably Crombeen) - Abdelkader - Ericsson (preferably Jackman) - Helm (jumps Kariya) - Cleary (preferably Tkachuk) - Bertuzzi (jumps Mason)
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    11/28 GDT: Red Wings 4 at Blues 3 (SO)

    Jackman cross-checks Zetterberg 10 times, requiring back surgery. No call.