Win it for CAPS FANS! Virtually everyone of us has become a rabid Wings fan. The thought of Crosby in particular even touching the Stanley Cup (except for when he does it in the privacy of his own home--oops, I guess I mean Mario's basement--on a computer screen) is enough to make us sick. 
GO WINGS! 
(I had to register just to write this; this "troll" is on your side and is now disappearing.)