Marty Barry

Well, the hits are even at 12. For future seasons we will need more that 2 elite offensive threats. For this season, we may need to have Kronner, E, 22, Bert, Abby on the ice at the same time. We may have to take a Broad Street Bullies type of approach to the rest of our season.

A certain amount of truthiness going on in this post.

We need someone for Z and D! It's been said before numerous times but it is so obvious right now. Kenny, part with some of your mancrushes and address the situation. the situation. Sorry, it's the alcohol.

Playing the PP with a shotgun when we need a rifle.

f***

Jeez, get it outa there.

EMDOGG!

Hossa is a fantastic actor.

WTF! Oh man.

Stupid whistle. Awesome Dats.

s*** no rebound

Dat's is awesome.

Pierre's head is so small in relation to his body. He has a itty bitty head. He might be an alien.

LGW!!! WE GOT THIS!

I just feel really relaxed this postseason. It's weird. Maybe it's lowered expectations or just age, I don't know. With the experience being gained by all the youngsters I just feel so much better about the future of the team. Not to say I didn't just explode when they won the first series but I, for some reason, don't feel bad about a possible loss this series. We found out so much about our "over-ripened" prospects and most has been very encouraging. Now, Go Wings, and BEAT THE s*** OUT OF THESE SORRY MOTHERf***ERS!!!"

Who's the B's coach, Stan Lee?

Uh. Frazier got back up.

I actually don't hope for an easy ride for the Wings. I want them to win in 6 or 7 games. I am really scared of rust with this team. If we can keep them fresh I think we can go far.

DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER! The Leafs are poppin' tags all over Boston! THIS IS ******* AWESOME!!!

We got this. Woosah.

No sweat! Cappy!!!

At least we have Bert for the shootout. Oh. Well there's the Tigers. And Nick Fairley says that the Lions are going to the Superbowl. And Phil Jackson's in town selling some good west coast herb, er, uh, helping the Pistons.

sigh.

NO SWEAT!