Jett1913

just a friendly reminder... you can follow the destruction of hawkeytown here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Watching-the-Chicago-Blackhawks-implode/135140209851050

it's sounds like the blackhawks fans are going through the Five Stages of Grief: 1. Denial – "The Blackhawks are fine. They've still got their CORE!!" 2. Anger – "COME ON! We just won the Cup! How can this happen to us?" 3. Bargaining – "I don't care if we win the Cup again, as long as we beat Detroit...please?" 4. Depression – "What's the point of going to games? It's not like they're gonna win the Cup again" 5. Acceptance – "One and Done. At least we have Football."

oh please sign turco... i f*cking dare you, chicago! turco has always been detroit's b*tch and always will be... so, by all means, sign turco.

i found this Gem on the chicago tribune website... probably some of the greatest fan math i've ever seen "Niemi will stay, just look... FORWARDS Patrick Kane ($6.300m) / Jonathan Toews ($6.300m) / Troy Brouwer ($1.025m) Marian Hossa ($5.275m) / Patrick Sharp ($3.900m) / Viktor Stalberg ($0.850m) Bryan Bickell ($0.541m) / Dave Bolland ($3.375m) / Tomas Kopecky ($1.200m) Jack Skille ($0.600m) / Jake Dowell ($0.525m) / Hugh Jessiman ($0.500m) DEFENSEMEN Brian Campbell ($7.142m) / Duncan Keith ($5.538m) Brent Seabrook ($3.500m) / Niklas Hjalmarsson ($3.500m) Shawn Lalonde ($0.773m) / Jordan Hendry ($0.625m) GOALTENDERS Antti Niemi ($3.500m) /Hannu Toivonen ($0.550m) CARRY-OVER BONUS PENALTY: $4,157,753 SALARY CAP: $59,400,000; CAP PAYROLL: $59,679,090; BONUSES: $285,000 CAP SPACE (20-man roster): $5,910 The Cup STAYS in Chicago!!!"

if there really is a curse, then i'd love to see more hawks on the cover... while they're at it, they should be on every cover of SI

like i always say, We eat hate and s*** Stanley Cups... keep the hate coming

Jealous? ...1 cup in 49 years and 4 cups in 84 years is HARDLY something to be jealous over.

...well, then you'll pardon us for laughing our asses off as we watch your championship team get dismantled... because it's just harmless fun, right?

Trademarked? ...annnnnnd my jaw just dropped.

oh, a friend of mine made this for me... it's a play on their One Goal slogan

well, let's see... Red home sweaters? yep. white road sweaters? yep. Scotty Bowman? yep. Hossa and his butt monkey, Kopecky? yep... ok, this is getting annoying... Hockeytown rip off? YEP. The Stanley Cup? ...sadly, yes... if that isn't proof of a third rate detroit knockoff, then i don't know what is!

nah. after they won, he had to be traded to atlanta (the cap is a *****) ... he's keeping his summer job just in case things don't work out

that's the hawks' logo's job in the off season

try not to throw up in your mouth when you see this: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Chicago-Blackhawks-NHL-Champions/Chicago-Tribune-Staff/e/9781600785283