puffy

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  1. puffy

    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    I wish Breast Milk was a regular grocery store product.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    The biggest upset of our generation was when women made us wear condoms.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    This will last anywhere between 2 weeks to 4 months max. Ask St.Theodore and St.Price.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    Because he agreed to have a Bar Mitzvah in order to gain Gary Bettmans loyalty. Now he's a man!
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    Indeed it is. Most women taste like tuna so you need to have some pineapple on the side to balance it out!
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    That is correct.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    If the Habs make it far you boys might actually learn real French by the time it's all said and done. Not that I don't appreciate the google french J'aime des vagins et des ananas
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    What kind of sick game are you playing man? Your name is Barrie, you live in Burlington and you have a Romanian heritage. lol just kidding, i'm just as messed up. I have a Jewish Grandma, Russian Grandpa, Hungarian Mother and Romanian Father. The lesson here? Mixing cultures will produce one screwed up child named Puffy.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    If they lose they start a fire....if they win they start a fire. Welcome to Montreal Quebec!
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    Bring on the Sharks --- Again!

    I like this matchup a lot. If the Red Wings play like the Red Wings then we will have no problem this series. Joe Thornton looks like he can barely stay awake during a playoff game. I'm amazed at how useless such a good player can be during the post season. Colorado was absolutely awful in the late stages of the season and they still gave the Sharks a pretty good run for their money. I'm not sold on Nabokov either, he has some bright moments here and there but in a do or die situation I wouldn't have much faith in him.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    Hey now, if it wasn't for me those girls never would have gone to University. CTV canceled my sitcom so I might go back there this summer and try and re-build my empire!
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    Shhh! Puffy lives in Canada and some of our cops know French! Also..how dare you mention the word sexy in your French rant and leave puffy out of the loop! You know I live for this kind of stuff!
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    Nice, I was born in Satu Mare,Romania. I fully intend on going back and bringing me back a wife soon. I love how..."friendly" Romanian women are, you don't really have to beg too much.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    It's official, I spent 9 years in French class for nothing! I don't understand a thing you just said
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    Savard cleared for round 2

    Tell that to Todd Bertuzzi.
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    Savard cleared for round 2

    "The revenge factor" plays a big role here. If a Bruin goes after Cooke and he gets hurt they are looking at a pretty severe punishment. I believe Cooke intentionally injured Savard, but two wrongs don't make a right and you just know the league will be watching this series very closely.
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    Savard cleared for round 2

    I'd love to see Savard and Cooke go at it, but I doubt it happens.
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    Bertuzzi SUCKS

    I never thought about it that way lol. I'll speak with my lawyer and see if this is something worth pursuing. Of course there is always the possibility that he will look at me strangely and just sign the damn mango. In that case all I have is an inedible mango.
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    Bertuzzi SUCKS

    Todd Bertuzzi lives 15 minutes away from me and I saw him at a grocery store last summer. I was buying mango and he was in the organic section. I was tempted to go and say hi, but what the heck am I suppose to say? Hello Mr.Betuzzi, will you please sign my mango? He would have Steve Moored my ass!
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    doan out for game 7

    That's what happens when you sleep with Mrs. Tippett. Injury my ass!
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    Nicknames

    Cheese...seriously? I refuse to name a goalie after a dairy product.
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    WCQF Game 7 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Coyotes 1

    I just finished eating a Coyote, it was delicious!
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    More nervous by the second!

    You remind me of Puffy 1 hour ago. Homemade Moonshine does wonders, I highly recommend it! My parents "caught me" when I was 11 and they took me to a dr and had me circumcised several weeks later. They thought that would stop me, but boy were they wrong! Oh yeah...Go Wings!
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    Game 7 Chances Poll

    It's not really mind boggling at all, whens the last time an NHL player told the media, "Oh my god man, I'm so damn scared right now!"?. Even if that's the way he feels he's obviously not going to admit it to the media. These players are programmed to say the right things and the last thing you need to hear before a game 7 is a pessimistic teammate.
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    4/24 OOT Playoff Gameday

    If you are a female then it's you over and me under. I know it sounds lazy, but I've had a long day and I could really use some effortless sex.