HankthaTank

Even Tigers jerseys somehow have a "C" appear as soon as he puts it on.

And so it begins... 2 teams becoming bitter rivals more and more every year. The Return of The Hank is upon us. The Return to the Tank for Hank. The Return of Hank the Tank (shameless plug). Many subplots. Former assistant coach faces the teacher yet again. Can we contain Pavelski? Can anyone contain Pavel? () and why the hell is the team named the Sharks anyway??? All this answered and more in this, the 2nd round of the 2011 playoffs. It is still over 14 hours away and I am all but ready to get it under way. I must not predict but we need 110% effort from beginning to end. No let up and show them that last year was indeed just a freak occurrence of the Hockey Gods attempting to prove a point if just for one season. GET IT DONE!

Playoff face..

Hmm... He is our broadcaster for our games. We love what he does. Douchebag? Ok, maybe a smidge, but let's take it easy on this reaction Alllll in fun.

Yep... exactly what I'm saying brotha.

Hey Emma, sup?

500 was cooler. I get it, no playoff juju screwups. Hank approves...

He can keep it up seeing how the first one panned out

Sicknasty... a new word

"s***! we're good"

Hank returns, but he is bored by facing the Sharts..

Shortest post of your career.... PRAISE JESUS!!!!

Complete Round 2 schedule: Game 1: at San Jose, 10 p.m. Friday (FSD) Game 2: at San Jose, 3 p.m. Sunday (NBC) Game 3: at Detroit, 8 p.m. Wednesday (FSD) Game 4: at Detroit, 7 p.m. May 6 (FSD) Game 5*: at San Jose, 8 p.m. May 8 (FSD) Game 6*: at Detroit, TBD, May 10 (FSD) Game 7*: at San Jose, TBD, May 12 (FSD) ( *If necessary) Already in OP, my bad Just going bats*** crazy waiting for this to start....

And what hilarious blogger wrote this?

Not sure what you'd expect. Your team name is the Sharks hence, the Jaws references. I mean thankfully, we do have the diving ones to use now

Yeaaahhhhh buddy.