SoupSnake

Midnight shift coworker rant of the night. "after I shaved off my goatee I was watching the lions post game commentary and all those guys had real cool goatees, because it's high fashion right now you know? Then I changed channels and there was this movie on about government prison guards and they all had goatees, and I was like OH MAN! You know, I'm not a fan of this new shaving rule. We are the only company in the world with this rule. It's because one guy can't grow a goatee so he is punis...