Helmethead

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    Things you would like to see for 2015-16 Season

    You want the Wings players to go on the Keith Tkachunk diet? Phil Kessel yoga class? Here Phil! Downward hot dog! This would make the Wings heavy.
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    Free agents this off season

    That's a huge downgrade. ROR is much better than Soderberg.
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    Retire Sergei Fedorov’s Jersey Immediately

    Cleary needs a statue in front of the Joe. It could still skate faster than he can.
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    2015 Draft

    We take a kid who can play centre, wing, defense and goalie. 4 players in one. Go with a 20 man roster, save some cap space and win the Cup.
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    2015 Draft

    This is very exciting.
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    Free agents this off season

    Quincey only has a year left on his contract so he doesn't hold much value. We don't have the caliber of dman the Avs would be looking for in a trade for ROR. We're not giving up Kronner or DD.
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    Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

    Ooohhhhhh yeeeeeessss.....I miss that guy. Ok. Back on point. Phaneuf can be 3,hockey players in 1. There's Dionkind. He wears a mask and puts opponents to sleep with Mister Dino. Then there's Dion Jack. He gets kicked out of games for checking opponents with barbed wire and trying to light them on fire. Then there's Dion Love. He plays nice and everyone beats him. This is who he plays like now. Dion love.
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    Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

    No way. Captain Lou Albano, Bobby the Brain (or weasel) Heenan, Jimmy Mouth of the South Hart, Mister Fuji, Classy Freddy Blasssie...
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    Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

    Lesnar can F5 his opponents. Heyman signed with the Leafs. ECW! ECW!
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    Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

    It doesn't matter who you were talking about. Lol The Rock.
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    Free agents this off season

    I can't wait to see where Matt Clarkson I mean Matt Beleskey signs.
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    Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

    Like Iron Mike Sharpe? Canadas greatest athlete. What about Mister X, Barry O, Moondog Spot, koko b ware, Rick Rude, Tito Santana, Ted Dibiase...ah you're right. I dont know anything about wrestling. Only you do.
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    Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

    McGrattan could be Goldberg. Cue his intro from the dressing room until he comes on the ice. Goldberg never had any actual wrestling ability. McGrattan doesn't have any actual hockey ability. It fits. Gooooooollllddbbbeeeerrgg. McGraaaaaTtttttaaannnn....
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    Free agents this off season

    Kenny has until the end of the month to buy out Weiss. Think he does it? He's likely trying to trade him now.
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    Free agents this off season

    I'd like to go with Marchenko and Ouelette.
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    Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

    I stopped watching about 8 years ago. But I grew up with it . Lol The Colton Boy! To be the thug, you gotta beat the thug! Wooooooooooooooooo.....
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    2015 Draft

    Mantha.
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    Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

    All Burke needed to do after saying all that was rip off his tie, strut around and elbow drop 4 times to the floor while yelling Woooooooooooooooooo....
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    Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

    In the 90s hockey fans always talked about the good ol days in the 80s. In the 80s it was oh I miss the 70s hockey. So forth and so forth...
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    Looking ahead to expansion draft ... If Vegas comes to the nhl etc

    I just hope Kenny protects Cleary.
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    Yzerman wins GM of Year (& other awards discussion)

    The Godstrom award. Awarded to the best God in the NHL. karlsson has stupid speed. That's why he wins the Norris. Without the stupid speed, he just has mortal speed which makes him not win the Norris.
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    OT Changes

    Cleary-Andersson-Kindl
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    Salary Cap Raised

    Teams will be looking to add stupid speed.
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    OT Changes

    Kip Bagwell. NWO. New Wings Order.
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    OT Changes

    kip would only like it if he got to wrestle Brendan Smith at centre ice.