Walman6million

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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    Dmac thinks we make the playoffs next year. I also realize Dmac is r-lurred.
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    Andrew Copp $5.26 x 5

    Andrew Copp scored 42 pts to finish the season. Vinnie Trocheck scored 64 pts. In a vacuum I'm not at all upset about 42 pts and solid defensive play. But I gotta think NYR is happy they swapped 42 pts for 64 pts. Even if Copp was well liked in NYC.
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    2023 Playoffs General Thread

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    Rumors Thread

    Now that I'm drunk and thinking about it, I'd almost rather have those 3 picks. Sure Debrincat can score like 30-40 but he's not elite and probably only has like 4 prime years left. Having 3 first-second round prospects extra is probably better. f*** Debrincat and f*** Farmington Hills. Bertuzzi was a better player than him and netted less.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Makes it look simple. Lombardi sure seems like the AA we all hoped AA could be. Maybe he's a winger, but also maybe talented offensive center. Mickey Redmond said something about how he thinks Lombardi will be a serious contender for the big club next year. Sorry I can't pull up the sound bite. But imagine that next year. Possibly Kasper and Edvinsson and Lombardi full time. We'd be young and dumb, but we'd be talented and gaining experience. Personally I'm a Holland conservative and want all the young guns to start in the AHL again. But it would be fun and I'd welcome it.
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    Rumors Thread

    Garrioch saying Debrincat wont sign in Ottawa He went to OTT for a 7th, 39th, and a 3rd. Maybe we can have him for our 19th, 40th, and 41st? Would be the goal scorer we need.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Ha We're getting Bedard losers. Buckle up.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Apart from Toews being sacked and the Leafs impending doom, the next best thing has been the Pens pissing the bed. Now theyve fired their president and GM lmao. Glorious. I smell a classic Yzerman trade coming at the draft or the offseason... Pens, Flyers, and Preds are suddenly under new management. Do they want to shed some pieces? NYI, Jets, and Leafs might have total meltdowns this summer, especially if they exit the playoffs early. Ducks have the worst defense in like 20 years. Does Verbeek wanna give us a roster player for one of our glut of LHD prospects he would be familiar with? Erik Karlsson is still availble in SJS. NYR, Boston, and Edmonton may be forced to release or trade some good players in the offseason. Our goaltending failed us again this year. Is SY going to go out acquire soneone yet again? "In the chaos of war there is oppurtunity" - Jimmy Devalano
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    2023 Trade Deadline Thread

    Larkins game is entirely predicated on his speed. Bertuzzi's is not. I'd be much more worried about Larkin losing that advantage than Bert. Both will have to adapt their playstyles in their 30s, but I don't see some mysterious advantage that Larkin has over Bert when it comes to aging. I'm A-Ok with trading Bertuzzi, Vrana, and Hronek. The only reason Larkin didnt join them is because Holland and SY both have failed to draft any C remotely ready enough to replace him. Its just nice to see the Bruins fans appreciating that they got a real special player in Tuzzi.
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    New New Prospects Thread

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    2023 Trade Deadline Thread

    Again, not really his thing. Sure, he hustles to the boards, but I wouldn't say he excels at board battles. Bertuzzi is, IMO, probably one of the most wrongly typecast players in the NHL (by fans). Fans seem to have this underlying reputation for him of being a gritty, tough, board battler, who hits and scrums and goes to the dirty areas. Mickey's "junkyard dog". He's really none of that, besides having the nads to go to the dirty areas. What Bertuzzi excels at is hustle, fearlessness - but most importantly - having galaxy brain hockey IQ/instincts. Sure he works hard, and isn't afraid to block a shot, or go to the front of the net, but you can say the same thing about 100+ other bottom-6ers across the league. What sets Bert apart is he is a step ahead of most of the league. He reads and reacts to plays better than most of the league. He scores goals because he's in the right place at the right time. He collects pucks because he's in the right place at the right time. You know who was exactly like that? But wasn't the best skater in the world? Zetterberg. And I'm not saying bErTtUZzi iS LiTerAllY zEtTErBErg, I'm just saying players with high IQs survive in this league longer than some realize. This isn't Abdelkader we're talking about. Bertuzzi is more similar to Larkin or Raymond than I think anyone feels obliged to admit. And if he's only 1.4 years older than Larkin, you should be expressing the same concerns about Larkin, who's game relies much more on his speed than Bertuzzi's does. They've moved him to the top line with Pasta now, and those two have found a lot of instant chemistry together. If the Bruins keep him we're going to be talking about a PPG Bertuzzi next year.
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    All Purpose Grand Rapids Griffins Thread

    Holland might have a spot for him in Edmonton if we're not careful
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    2023 Trade Deadline Thread

    By that comparison Raymond skates like he's 50 years old now. Hes doing the same thing he did when we traded for him. Then he'll do blow all summer and neglect his injuries.
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    2023 Trade Deadline Thread

    Larkin is only 1.4 years younger than Bert. And Bert really doesnt play the hard hitting style that most percieve him too, other than getting the unlucky blast in the hand once in a while.
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    2023 Trade Deadline Thread

    Reading about our castoffs on other teams forums: Blues fans are very happy with Vrana. They think he can pot 40 goals plus on their top line next year. But some of them are also looking at him cautiously. Thinking that, if they re-sign him next year, he'll go right back to being a shid head once he has his contract. So they may use him as trade bait at the TDL next year. Bruins fans are over the moon about Bertuzzi. Saying he's a super intelligent player that never takes shifts off, and exactly what they needed up front. They're debating right now how they're going to keep him in Boston. Many suggesting they should let Orlov walk or ship out Taylor Hall to make room for him. Canucks fans are hillarious. They think SY may have bamboozled them with Hronek. And that they paid a premium for damaged good. For reference they got Hronek injured. Cleared him for 4 games. Then shut him down again, this time for the season. Sounds like 2 of the 4 games he played great. Other 2 bad. Classic Hronek.
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    All Purpose Grand Rapids Griffins Thread

    Griffins legend Brian Lashoff has retired. This mafuqqer literally played with Chris Chelios and Simon Edvinsson in his career lol We putting #18 in the rafters in GR right?
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Lombardi recalled to the Griffins
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    Get Ready for McDavid Hype Machine

    "Gretzky had it. Lost it. Yzerman picks it up..."
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    Get Ready for McDavid Hype Machine

    Wayne was only good for like 10 years
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    GDT 4/2/23 Wings @ Maple Leafs: The Kaspering

    I have it on good authority that Zadina drinks Bud Light
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    Get Ready for McDavid Hype Machine

    Wayyyy more talented than Wayne. We should unretire 99 at this point.
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    Get Ready for McDavid Hype Machine

    You have been visited by the golden god of hockey: >first 150 pt season in like 300 years since mario something >accomplished this in the parity cap era >1 goal away from tying Ovi's - the greatest goal scorer to ever live - single season goal record >the west is wide open with many west teams dealing with major injuries >Holland has loaded the oilers up >the east conf champs will be too battered and bruised from the thunderdome east to defeat McD in the cup finals Why are you not on your hands and knees kissing this guys skates??? Why are you not thanking him for saving hockey?? You are blessed just to be looking at a digital image of him on a AOL era sports forum... Comment: "Good luck in the playoffs Connorino" or be cursed with bad seasons for eternity
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    GDT 4/2/23 Wings @ Maple Leafs: The Kaspering

    What you talkin about? 1. We got a brand new coach thats never been HC of an NHL team before 2. SY desperation signed a load of stop gap players 3. Our #1 goal scorer got addicted to smack 4. Chiarot almost ruined Seiders career 5. Coach newbie refused to seperate Chiarot and Seider for half the season 6. Our heart n soul player Bertuzzi spent most of the season injured 7. Wunderkind Cossa couldnt crack an AHL team with terrible goaltending 8. Raymond looks slow and weak 9. Kubalik and Perron seemed to have amazing chemistry together 10. LOLande refused to keep Kubalik and Perron on the same line 11. We traded our #1 goal scorer away for literally nothing 12. Nedeljkovich regressed into being completey irrelevant 13. We traded away our heart n soul player bertuzzi for modest gains 14. We traded away the only decent DMan we had in YEARS before Seider in Hronek 15. SY desperation signed RH Tuomisto, a guy who couldnt make it on a college team 16. Fabbri suffered his 300th knee injury 17. Larkin signed a massive overpaid contract 18. We have terrible draft position and still didnt make the playoffs 19. The Griffins sucked ass 20. Alex Chiasson looks bretty good You will remember this season fondly in time.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Lazy, sucks So if Lombardi is our Brayden Point, why do we even need another center? Kasper Larkin Lombardi Rasmussen Veleno Then draft Noah Dower Nilsson in the 2nd. Spend your first picks on RHD and goalies.
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    2022 Draft / UFA

    Stay away from those people. This is a Firebirds (formerly whalers) family.