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Someone could stab me in the jaw and I could care less today

:) :) :) :) I guess I don't need my mock jersey on Hossa anymore. I'll be the first in line to get his jersey.

As long as Lidstrom and Ralfaski are healthy you don't have to worry about the Wings dropping out of the league best defense spot. Hossa is a game breaker. I'm biased as he has been my favorite player for many, many years but give me the option of taking Hossa or any other free agent out there and I take Hossa.

Not that I fully believe it but this makes me even more mad about the Stuart signing.

I know how to do the salmon dance, do you? Probably not.

Went to Frankenmuth to golf. You may know the Bavarian Inn has some peacocks. My cousin and me go into town to try and find a 7-11 so we can buy beer and sneak it in. We walk a mile uphill and find one. They don't have beer. The guy knew we were some city slickers so he told us there was a Kroger a couple blocks away. It was another mile. I told my cousin it's too late to turn back now even though it might be closed. It wasn't. They had a walk-in beer freezer. We pranced around like little school children once entering it. We hoped there were some video cameras in the freezer so they could see how happy we were. We had schemed that we were going to steal a cart and use that to hold the beer. We figured it wouldn't be good if a cop went by and saw us rolling a cart full of beer down main street. We went by the haunted old school house and sat there deciding if we wanted to go in. We ended up not because we didn't want the beer to get warm. It did look haunted though. And it is supposed to be haunted with little children. That's not cool. We walked by a fountain where children were holding hoses or something that the water was going out of, it turned off as we walked by. Little freaky. We finally get there but have to cut through the courtyard. So we are walking and talking for a few minutes abd we here a LOUD, LOUD noise that scares the s*** out of us. I grab my cousin by the arm and push him back so I can access the situation. I finally see a large white object. It was the peacock. Second time I was ever scared s***less. We were so happy to make it back after a 4 mile walk and wanted one of our hard-earned beers that we completely forgot about the peacock. If you have heard a peacock it's an interesting call. Fully capable of scaring you at night obviously.

WTF you mean you don't know hyperbeam, just use splash attack

Been in a techno/house mood

It was only a matter of time *edit* Would also like to mention how this thread is uncommonly busy now...

Ok, how are Bear's teeth so damn white?

"Good meal"

So I told my cousin we are going to the power rangers for Halloween. I'm going to be the red one because I am canadian. He's going to be the green one because he is italian. My other cousin is going to be the blue one because I don't know why, I said because he has blue *something*. My friend is going to be the pink one because he loves men (not that there is anything wrong with that) even though he doesn't but I keep insisting that he does and tell new people/guys that we meet to not be surprised if he hits on you. And the black and yellow rangers will be our black and asian friend respectively. So we got that going on for us. Long day at work and I have the weekend off so I'm a little excited and posted quite a bit.

What kind of bee's give milk? Boobee's

And here comes attempting to be witty person #973598473 Attempting to be witty person #973598473: BUT I DON'T HAVE SHOES ON

Bet you 287598745098753357098509 dollars I know where you got your shoes You got them on your feet

Being from Flint one can only assume that he would be a great skater seeing as he had to routinely dodge bullets growing up

I'm Marian's agent. 6 million work for you? Do I really have to post the video I did at the trade deadline for all the skeptics that are still out there? I could give two s***s who they have to get rid of to get Hossa so long as it's not Hank, Pavel or Lidstrom. He is an UPGRADE from any forward other than Hank and Pavel. Please don't give me any of this team chemistry bull, you plop Hossa into the Red Wings system and you are looking at at least 100 points. As Dabura said, some of you don't realize how big of a pick-up he would be and how much hell he would create everytime he steps on the ice in a Wings uni. I just hope Hossa realizes he has a chance to be a Detroit Red Wing, which I don't see how anyone can turn that down, and is lenient on what he wants if Kenny calls. His best shot for a cup is obviously in D-Town.

She was hot though. I'm just poking fun of Inultus. Sorry bro. I just laughed my ass off when I saw that.

So my cousin and me were watching Untold Stories of the ER last night. A little kid, who's parents didn't speak a lick of english which can be a totally different converstation about if you live in this country, can't speak one bit of english, don't go to the ER and and expect to get help, learn my f*$&ing language ok. Anyways. The little kid had a green jolly rancher lodged in his throat. Which prompted to yell at the tv; Sour apple sucks. If you say sour apple I will stab you in the jaw. Thus causing other injuries that need attention while you are in the ER. We thought it was funny. Shut up.

Dude, she was hot though.

I heard him say that he wants to sign with the Wings so Pav can protect him from all the bullies.

So it's a given that the Wings are absolutely going to win the Stanley Cup next year because they won without them? So every NHL team out there isn't going to make any move at all so that they don't get any better allowing the Red Wings to sit back, do nothing and repeat? Did Stuart screw up any team chemistry? Wouldn't acquiring someone at the trade deadline screw up the team chemistry rather than acquiring someone in the off-season thus allowing him to acclimate to the team? But this is moot for two reasons. Team chemistry is overrated on the Wings. They have a system, not team chemistry. And two, Playing hockey is like riding a bike. Throw any 5 high-level hockey players on a line and they will make plays. I know this from personal experience and the many select camps I have been to. And news flash: The Detroit Red Wings are a dynasty. Every year the organization will put out a winning team. Going after a player of Hossa's skill further cements them into their dynasty status. You really, really, really, really "need" to stop putting "need" in "quotations." And you really "need" to stop saying the Red Wings don't "need" Hossa. Yea, don't add a forward that could win a Hart trophy if he were on this team. Yea, don't add a player who finished one point behind the Conn Smythe winner despite disappearing for a series. Yea, don't add one of the best two-way forwards playing right now. THAT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE AND IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM BE THE BEST OPTION FOR THE TEAM. It's not a matter of if the Wings "need" him, it's a matter of if the Wings can afford him. And please stop with the what-if's. You can play that ALL day. I have one for you. What if Pat LaFontaine, who the Illitches wanted to draft, is drafted instead of Steve Yzerman? OH WAIT, IT DOESN'T MATTER. So stop with them, they are absolutely worthless. Should we start with the coulda, woulda, shoulda's as well?

My avatar is by far the best one here

Howard, as stated, will see about 25-30 games. It's time to piss or get off the pot with him. He played well, real well, for the Wings in the games he played last year and with his own defense.

Why in the world would you even consider Sundin if you have a legit shot at Hossa.