dallas27
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Aight, nobody can get mad at me so I don't have to worry about that
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<------that helps
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My friend had them pulled this past summer, he said it suckkkkkssssss. He said the stiches were killing him. I hope I never have to have them pulled.
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LOL, want me to have her call you or e-mail you? I don't get why you guys can't accept the fact that someone can have that much of a good impression on people and can be the nicest person in the world.
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She really did say she put a tether on me though, it was so funny, riiiiggght.
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Just messin' around baby...I have to do something to kill the boredom. So is my intelligence, extremely good looks, sense of humor and natural athletic ability funny? I am the best though
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Becuase it's a known fact with all of my family and friends. My one friend wanted me to play Euchre with her boyfriend in a tournament but I'm going to see my cousin's play. She said "Didn't you know you can't leave the city? I put a tether on you," that's how awesome I am, people put fake tethers on me so I can't leave. I am anyways cuz I'm a rebel.
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But I'm the best, there is no way around this.
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^^^ Granted I loved all the breaks when I was in high school 3-4 years ago but they get waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to many breaks
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I thought his tourgasm thing was THIS year but it's not, so I'm supppperrrrr piissseeeeed grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Baaaah, I probably will. I'm so afraid of my birthday this year, tooooooo many people have said they have crap planned for me.
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Think the bar will give me a break considering my birthday is two days after the 2nd?
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Yep, Tayshaun + Cato + draft pick might work... All the men have to do for the olympics is throw Chauncey, Rip, Lebron, Sheed and Ben out there and it's an automatic gold medal. Have Flip coaching as well.
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Mmmmmmm, Micro-Biology Lab Exam in 50 minutes, funnnnnn!
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Below are the +/- of the Pistons in the All-Star game. Needless to say nobody is even in the same league as them. AI: -5 Wade: -8 Lebron: -10 Vince: -10 Shaq: -15 Billups: +15 Ben: +20 Rip: +8 Sheed: +10 Pierce: +7 Arenas: -6 Bosh: +4
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I'll drive 70 in a blizzard, I don't care. I was going 90 on the way to Grand Rapids about a month ago when it was raining for 5 hours straight.
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I'm sorry, I just didn't think it was possible to be that funny. The Dane train has proved me wrong though.
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If you've never heard or seen Dane Cook this might be his funniest skit(s), it's actually from a few years ago. http://www.youtube.com/?v=QfeJ89R6--s
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For my fan club, the new hair cut although it looks better in person, my hair sorta isn't the way I want it in the pic. I do it in a sorta messy way...
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I can hardly lift my right arm I did so many, I don't know if you heard but I did over 1000 It's anchorMAAAAN not anchorLLAADDDDYYYY
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I un-volunteer myself. He's nuts!! Yeah, it was a random statement Bri....really...it was That's from Anchorman. I can quote something from nearly any movie, that's how much I suck at life.
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I'm the best. I am about to pay someone to take my sister, I'll make monthly payments.
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That's a formidable scent, stings the nostrils. I'm gonna be honest, that smells like pure gasoline. You know, they say 60% of the time it works alllllll the time. That doesn't make any sense.
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I don't post everytime I look, whhhaatttchhhhaaaaaa gonna do about it? Arrest me with your super-citizen poweeeer? (Super Troopers, another f'n funny movie)
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I was scared becuase I got a whiff of Dimethyl Chlorine (which I believe causes cancer as well) but then the T.A. came and took a big whiff of something and said "yep, this is Dimethal Chlorine" so I'm not toooo worried now.