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Holy s***, we lead after the first! Let's keep this up for the rest of the game!

Wings PK. Slashing against Ericsson. More legit than the boarding against the Blues, but not by much.

EAVES!!! 1-0 DET

Boarding call against Blues. It looked bad from center ice but there really wasn't much there to call. Wings PP

Well, s***, barely a minute in and already the Wings have an injury on their hands after Kronner takes a shot off the back of his hand. Haven't heard any more other than the trainer is looking at it on the bench. Probably okay, but man, this s*** is well beyond suck. EDIT: Looks like Kronner is okay, just stung. Wow, that's pretty serious. Hope everything goes well for him.

This is the NHL, the make the rules (and interpretation) up as they go .

Blindfold him, spin him a few times, making sure he faces a river, and tell him "Start walking", then push him into said river .

Fixed that for you, unfortunately .

Awesome ******* there on the defense, Wings . 1-3 PIT now. Seriously, ******* fire McCrimmon after the second.

FEED THE MULE!!! 1-2 PIT

Another Wings PP

Wings PP. Let's get it going Wings!

P2 on! Get it going here Wings!

f***, Conner scores on the penalty shot. 0-2 Penguins.

Penalty shot for the Penguins.

Jeez, the Wings seem desperate to f*** up on the defensive side tonight . Shots are around 10-4 in favor of the Penguins.

Yep, they said the tip of his finger broke after blocking/catching a shot during practice. Damn, this injury bug is starting to get a bit silly. Howie wasn't supposed to backup tonight but will after McCollum's injury.

Bleh, 0-1 Penguins already. Joey f***ed that up, just hesitated for a moment and it's in the net. EDIT: And nearly 0-2 Pens if it wasn't for Joey after that giveaway. Not a good defensive showing so far .

******* defensive zone faceoffs, HOW DO THEY WORK?! God, this team is frustrating to watch sometimes, what between s***ty starts and "OMGOMGOMGWHEREDIDTHETIMEGO!!!11ELeveNtY!11 4rd period bursts, as well as a burning desire to give up 3/more goals a game. This was a bad game by both sides defensively. A win is a win, but, for the love of all that is Cthulu's phallically-shapped tendrils, work on that damn defense! Final/Overtime CBJ: 5 (Brassard, Clitsome, Calvert, Umburger (PPG), Nash) DET: 6 (Flip, Miller, Ericsson, Raffy, Draper, Mule) 3 Stars (as chosen by Rich Kincaide) 1) DET Draper 2) CBJ Nash 3) DET Ericsson

FEED THE ******* MULE!!! 5-6 DET win!

No goal, going to OT. Just get the other point and don't f*** it up, Wings.

If this team knew how to win major defensive zone faceoffs, Wings wouldn't be going to OT nor have 5 GA .

******* defensive zone faceoff loss AGAIN!!! Tied game AGAIN. ******* hell.

EN BJs. Hold them off and win this defensive zone faceoff! TO BJs.

DRAPER!!! 4-5 DET