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BRAD STUART FOR VEZINA.

Rooney's a hack, so if he's the one that made the call, I ain't surprised.

Bad, bad call. Arnott got hit by his own player.

Well, Luongo and Brodeur must have MUCH better stats than...oh. Oops. You know, nothing against Ken Daniels, but it's nice to have a little difference with our broadcast.

My condolences as well.

I know, I'm prewtty damn awesome. I was shjocked when I loaded up trhe game after the first and we werwe up 3-0. I credit my awesomeness.

Hi! I'm drunk.

That's a blasphemous insult to Howe.

Bad day to be a coach.

Maurice = Class. Here's a note he left for Kirk Muller on the board.

DRW.com put up the vid. http://video.redwings.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=138834&catid=-6

JIMMY HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLEED, BERT, BLEED!!!

DARREN HELM MOFOS! The kid might have hands yet!

Hudler.

WHAT THE f***?! You've gotta be s***ting me.

Doc: "Derp derp Penguins derp."

See why Leggo and Peel are scared to give us power plays?

Just imagine a bunch of unintelligible grunting and slobbering and you'll get the gist.

Wow, what a surprise from Leggo and Peel. PK early.

If bitching at the ref was always an unsportsmanlike penalty, you'd see some interesting penalty leaders on certain teams.

f*** you, Milbury. You're not worthy enough to lick Lidstrom's skates.

Well, looks like we're back to the last minute goals. Pierre needs to change his shorts now.

Nah, at that point I thought they were back to even strength. And even if they weren't, it sounded like Eddie was talking like Hedman missed an offensive opportunity, not a defensive one. I swear, listening to these boobs is making me dumber. At least when Ken Kal and Paul Woods bring up stats during the game, theirs make a little more sense, like "So-and-so taking the faceoff, he had a goal and an assist in his last game against such-and-such." The Versus/NBC team is just atrocious. I long for the days of Thorne, Clement, Melrose...

This is seriously an awful broadcast team. Sure, they know where Joe Schmo went to high school and how many points he had in the district championship game...but when it comes to facts/stats that are actually relevant to the game at hand, they blow it.