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Hey Brunnstrom:

Here it is, the "Dont touch the Puss" t-shirt. If you buy this shirt, all of your wildest dreams will come true!!! http://www.cafepress.com/kevil13 fine print (wildest dreams may not come true, no animals were hurt during the making of these shirts, offer invalid in Nashville and Denver, ask your doctor if wearing this shirt will cAUse any interactions with your current medication. GO WINGS!)

My series prediction: WINGS IN THREE!

GO HABS!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK number 1: If this is really because of, or partially caused by that big fat p*ssy Brian BUrke and his whining I will personally find him and beat his ass. I am SO sick of that piece of sh*t. SICK! He probably whispered it in Bettman's ear while they were cuddling on the couch together. ARRRRRGH! Number 2: Jordin Tootoo grabbed that octopi so he could have something for dinner later as whale blubber is pretty scarce in these parts!

You compare that bumboy McGuire with Pistachio Disguisey?! Accursed mountebank, a pox on your naughty area! (just kidding thats funny as h-e double hockeysticks!)

OK There's BOB COLE and then there is everyone else. Panger's not bad. I dont mind Emmerick, he is very enthusiastic. Believe it or not, I actually find Kelly Hrudey to be rather insightful in a laid back Canadian way. I just want to know when the Bare Naked Ladies need their haircut back. Bill Clement is a tool. He has zero personality. I think Mike Milbury and Barry Melrose both suck ad infinitum. Melrose: continuous bad mouthing of the Wings for so long makes him seem like some bitter 40+ year old woman still harboring a grudge against the guy that stood her up for prom in high school. Let it go Barry, let the healing begin! Give Dr. Phil a call. Mike Milbury: Sucked his way out of a real job and now we get to listen to him and his jibba jabba. I pity the fool! Hey, maybe he could take over the Wings if they cant sign Babcock, then we could see trades like these: Henrik Zetterberg and 1st round pick for Richard Simmons Pavel Datsyuk for Boyd Deveraux Nicklas Lidstrom and Johan Franzen for Ray Pitau, Dr Tayfour, Leo Racicot, Greg Montforton, some Tim Horton's coupons and a big bowl of Poutin (thats the Canadian delight consisting of french fries, cheese curds and gravy if you dont know).

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

How could you all forget the great Wings All-Star (at least in 1983) Willie "hit em' with your purse" Huber?!

Willi Plett Rick Natress Bill Derlago Kris Kontos Walt Poddubny JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!! 1. Jean Beliveau 2. Gordie Howe 3. Steve Yzerman 4. Nicklas Lidstrom 5. Frank Mahavolich

If you are lazy, and you suck--LOOK OUT!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2mcCSgHVU...feature=related

Hell yeah, it was Dirk Diggler beating the snot out of Harry Reems.

gotta respect that! He's old school enough that it's PERSONAL for him. Dont get me wrong, i think he is a douchebag, and I have been a Wings fan for at least 35 years (long as I can remember), but I strangely think it's cool in a way. What would you think if the Avs tried to sign Shanahan, and he said, "No way, I aint playing for you guys?" We would ALL be eating that up.

he's lazy and he sucks! (WHAT? This ISN'T a thread about Robert Lang? Crap! Nevermind.)

Obviously you made the last part up! I was there. He called him Sadie, not Suzie Bwwahahahaaaaaa

It's like a g*d Damn witch hunt man. It seems people with nothing better to than find things to get offended about. Hey guess what, I am of Irish decent and I dont give damn about Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Perpetuating the myth that all Irish like to fight, and that's because they are a bunch of drunkin louts who cant hold their liquor or temper. And you know what, I am like that at times. I get drinking and a little rowdy--my grandmother says "you act just like your father" (the drunkin Irish lout who likes to get into fist fights all the time). So I guess I should be insulted by Notre Dames use of "Fighting irish." Hey guess what, who cares. Who the hell cares? I think all these people who get offended by this stuff, maybe should use their time doing something more constructive other than whining about a sports team's mascot. Help feed the poor on Thanksgiving, donate time to Habitat for Humanity, donate to worthy causes (such as things that help sick, or needy children). The world will be a much better place thru doing these things, not finding the "the new thing to be offended by" of the week. For god sake, if you turn your gears worrying about stuff like this, then you do have too much time--and maybe should go down and volunteer at a pediatric hospital, or soup kitchen! It's my opinion, thats all and I respect the opinions of people who dont agree with me on this, so please dont be offended by my rant. Can I get a Hallelujah?

Murph has a BIG FLIPPIN DOME! Thats for sure.

I know how about Mikael Samosa (Samosa, of course being the yummy Indian fried meat pie you can purchase at any local Indian restaraunt) I KNOW I KNOW--it was really dumb and if you have ot explain it, it aint funny. Plus I just hijacked the thread with my stupidity. 2 minutes for Highjacking.

I think Samuelsson is more like the second coming of Chicken Curry

ITS GONE--I took it! Now all you suckas will feel the wrath of the Blue Meanies MOOHOOHOOHAHAHA (sorry, its' the caffiene talking --I will probably reside in the basement of the standings, where I belong!)

I'd be down with the YashBash if he was signed for cheap, with an incentive laden contract kind of like what Hasek got last year. Sounds reasonable. I believe ultimately he'd be a body, probably on par with Lang. If we had Lang for $1,000,000 per year he wouldnt have been so bad, right? So too Yashin. 1 Million per year w/ lots 'o' Incentives

Anson Carter? Hey, then we could try to persuade Alexander Daigle to give hockey another go for the ninth time, and also sign Eric Lindros. We could then put them all on a line together and call it THE USELESS LINE after months of their sucking Babcock could call them and and say: (and yes I know I have receycled this bit ad nauseum) Babs: "Fellas, things aint workin out, I'm sending you all to Adirondack." Carter: "But coach, the Wings dont HAVE a farm team in Adirondack anymore!" Babs: I know.

Here are some hot propects that famed Red Wing scout Hakan Anderson discovered on a recent scouting trip. Maybe we should give them a look?

Lids: Did you say "over"? Nothing's over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough... (Patriotic instrumental music) the tough get going! Who's with me? Let's go! Come on! (Bluto Nick screaming) (Tense instrumental music) What the f*** happened to the Delta Red Wings l used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts? This could be the greatest night of our lives... but you're gonna let it be the worst. l won't take this! Wormer Pronger is a dead man! -Marmalard: Giguere dead! Neidermeyer-- -Dead. Drapes: Bluto's Nick's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We got to take these bastards. We could fight them with conventional weapons. That could take years... cost millions of lives. In this case... I think we have to go all out. I think this situation absolutely requires... a really futile and stupid gesture... be done on somebody's part. We're just the guys to do it. Let's do it. Let's do it! (All shouting) Go! Go! Go! OOPS. I didnt notice someone had already posted that bit until after I did. SORRY!

C'mon dude. Even his fellow Faux French *** (Kids in the Hall reference, not meant to offend anyone french, *** or immitation) Martin Brodeur called him out by saying he looked like French robot superhero Goldorak. HE DOES!