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Brian? BRIAN BURKE? Is that you? I am not sure. I can hear you voice squawking, but I cant see you. That GIANT FLASHING "L" on your forehead is blinding me.

Ok but dont question the authenticity of any of the game worn stuff. If you do you will have to deal with Kris Draper popping out from behind the jerseys on the rack to berate you. Shopper: did draper really wear this? BOING! (out pops Drapes) Drapes: IMPUDENCE! You accursed mountebank! How dare you question the authenticity!! HIIIII-YA! (Drapes BC two hands customer) Shopper (with birds flying around his head chirping): Daaaah, Bingo Bango--Hockeytown Authentics is NO place for a nervous person. Fin (as in a snooty French way of telling you the movie is over, not how you tell jaws is in getting nearer, or a means of describing Valterri Fillpula.

Yeah, you tell that sucka. WINGS IN TWO!!!!!!

WINGS IN THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from the Simpsons: Lawyer: We have confiscated your car and all its contents Translator: Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et tout son contenu Lawyer: You may leave Canada but never return Translator: Vous pouvez quitter le Canada mais ne jamais retourner Lawyer: I am a big fat french idiot Translator: Je suis un grand gros ... HEY!

JORDIN TOOTOO IS PICKING... His nose, while he sits on the coach watching a real hockey team take on da sharks.

To quote a line from the Adam Sandler Magnum Opus, "Billy Madison, "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Who cares what they say! There is only one hockey mind who's opinion counts: KARA YORIO! (aka Kara Yo-Yo) I am saying this not because I am a sexist who has a problem with women talking about hockey, but because she is a ding dong!

I have a feeling the Sharks fans were\are looking at the Wings like we were looking at Dallas. I think the wings best chance for the cup got eliminated last night. Ducks and Sharks beat the snot out of each other, while Wings drop Dallas in 6, then Wings vs winner of Ducks\Sharks: maybe a chance. There is no way in hell the wings are going to get thru BOTH of them. I would love it if they did, but it wont happen. IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT! Sharks in 7

Pathetic. I agree. I am so done with Don Cherry. After McClennan chopped Franzen twice, Franzen skating away got his stick up, and you can see it is pretty errant. Cherry says this is why McClennan went berzerk. What a load. Talk about homerism. I used watch ALL my hockey on CBC, but I just cant stand it anymore.

As you may see from a number of posts--Iggy is not an *******. In fact I saw an interview from when his cotract was up a few years ago and he took LESS to stay with the Flames--good job looking out for the smaller market Canadian teams! That's part of what makes hockey so cool--that it isnt all about LA and NY. He was also quoted as saying,"what do I need more money for, I make millions to play a game I love." Good guy.

What punk this guy is.

WINGS IN THREE!

It's always these lame expansion teams from the South that do this, like Florida and their plastic rats (although,they had an interesting story as to whythey did it, so its not nearly as lame as the catfish). You notice they dont do this stuff in Boston, Torornto or Chicago. They know it's a Red Wing's thing and to throw stuff on the ice only smacks of cheap imitation. It was probably some dumb radio station down there that said "Lets show those wings fans what it all about, if they have their Octopus, we'll throw Catfish." DUMB DUMB DUMB. Get your own tradition errrrrr, well, not likely. That franchise will probably be the Kansas City or Hamilton Predators in a few years anyway. HEY, maybe they could start a tradition of throwing catfish on the track at Nascar or a tractor pull.

Yeah, if you are old enough to remember the late 70's early 80's children's show "Hot Fudge" that was prodcued in Detroit, the guy who sings the Red Wings song--Larry Santos-- was on that show. He was the dude with the beard that hung out with Seymour the green monster muppet thingy (I dont know what he was). This if for anyone who gives a flyin $3%*. Man, I am old.

Weird Al say: Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you The word is out, better treat me right cause Im the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break Im too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down Ive got more chins than chinatown Well, Ive never used a phone booth And Ive never seen my toes When Im goin to the movies I take up seven rows Because Im fat, Im fat, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know Im fat, Im fat, come on you know (fat, fat, really really fat) Dontcha call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again whos fat

I am glad there is a wing other than Lids and Z that everyone agrees upon as being a good player. Sheesh!

I'm sorry but Maple Queefs fans are the BIGGEST homers ever. No matter what, they are better than (insert team here) and it was just circumstances, or a conspiracy or (insert any super lame excuse here) that they lost. You get stuff like "wait until so-and-so gets off the injured list," or "you guys only won because so-and so was suspended" or my all time favorite Leafs fan excuse: the whupping boy. There is always one player who is a bum, and once they trade him the cup is theirs! It doesnt matter, they always have an excuse and the Leafs are the BEST team in the NHL, EVER!!!! They are such a great organization, thats why they havent won the cup since 1967. But I am sure there is a very legitimate excuse, and I am POSITIVE they will win it next year, you just wait! Lemme see, two storied organizations: Leafs Clark Gilmour Sittler Bower Salming Macdonald Mahovolich (I loathe to add him as he was a Wing too, and he is one of my all time faves) Wings Howe Yzerman Lindsay Delvecchio Sawchuk Lidstrom Abel What group would you rather have? WORD!!!!!

Holland is intersted in signing Tim Horton's remains to take over for--and be more effective than--Andreas Lilja (aka Mr. I wasnt turtling, that check on Gagne knocked one of my contacts out and I needed to find it).

NO NO NO! If anything the wings are in it maybe to up the ante in case he was to go to a rival, say Vancouver or Calgary or Nashville. As menitoned ad nauseum he makes too much, is too old (Wings need size, speed and youth) and he was severly injured the last full season (torn stomach muscles, plus I think he has a bad knee if I recall). Please do not buy into Doug Weight to Detroit. It will NOT happen. Again and in no particular order, what the Wings lack--and Nashville, Calgary and to an extent Vacouver have--SIZE, SPEED, YOUTH.

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