"Driving safe and sober." ~Richard Gnida
"I'll be back." ~Vladimir "The Vladinator" Konstantinov
"Speed skating for dummies." ~Derian Hatcher
"Etiquette." ~Jeremy Roenick
"My small *ss." ~Rob Blake
"What's in a name?" ~Jordan Tootoo & Jonathon Cheechoo
"What's my name, again?" ~Eric Lindros
"Retirement." ~Mario Lemieux
"Acting, for dummies." ~Wayne Gretzky